- >You are Anon
- >You are just now coming to
- >you can't tell, but you think you are on a bed
- >You are too tired to move your arms
- >All you can see is a bright light
- >Did you die?
- >You'd be so fucking pissed if you died.
- >You try to remember what happened.
- >You were yelling and screaming
- >Then someone was yelling and screaming at you
- >Then, a doctor?
- >Now you are here
- >Wherever here is.
- >You lay still as you look around
- >Your vision is blurry
- >You can't see much, the light is only on you, everything else is in cloaked darkness
- >The light is really bothering your eyes
- >Fuck your head
- >It's probably due to the fact you are hung over as shit
- >It hurts worse than any hangover you've had before
- >You try to reach up to check your head
- >Your Hand are tied to the underside of the bed
- "What the hell?"
- >You struggle against the binds
- >They won't budge
- >You stop struggling; your head hurts too much
- >You just lay on the bed, waiting for something to happen
- >A faint sent reaches your nose.
- >You know that smell, cake!
- >Your eyes focus a bit allowing you to make out shapes in the darkness
- >Old ovens, stoves, you think you see an old table
- >You've been here before
- >It's the basement of Sugar Cube Corner!
- >The Cakes don't come down here anymore.
- >They showed you were it was so you could move some stuff down there from the babies new room.
- >You had joked to Pinkie that it was the perfect place to hide a body
- >You hear a door open from across the room
- >"Nonny, you awake yet sweetie?"
- >Pinkie!
- >She's talking to you again?
- >You think back to last night
- >You remember seeing her, and then you were hit with something
- >Then comes the yelling and screaming, but not from you
- >You were, crying?
- >You raise your head a bit
- "Pinkie?"
- >You hear hoof-steps approaching
- "Is that you?"
- >Pinkie emerges from the darkness
- >Wait, not Pinkie, this one hates that name
- >Straight mane, dark pink looking
- >She looks like a psychopath
- >"Oh Nonny, thank goodness you’re okay! After what the doctor told me, I was worried I had killed you!"
- "Doctor? What doctor?"
- >Pinkie walks to your side
- >"Last night, you were acting crazy. You weren't you, I tried to help but you screamed. So I had to do something"
- >Why do you suddenly remember a crowbar?
- >"The doctor said if I had hit you any harder, I would have given you a concussion."
- "You, hit me?"
- >"I didn't know what to do Nonny....."
- >She's at least being truthful with you
- >She really feels bad about hitting you.
- "Pink-err.... Pinkamena, I forgive you"
- >She gives you an odd look
- >"Nonny, we've talked about this, everyone just calls me Pinkie."
- >Wait, she doesn't want to be called Pinkamena?
- >Then why is she like this?
- "Right. Also, I'm sorry about yelling at you"
- >"You are? Even though I stopped talking to you?"
- >She may have hurt you then, but this is now
- "Yes Pinkie. Even though you stopped talking to me"
- >She awkwardly hugs your tied up body
- >"Thanks Nonny"
- "Good. Now can you untie me?"
- >Pinkie lets go and walks back a few steps.
- >She shakes her head
- >"No. We have something we need to talk about."
- >Fucking shit!
- "Pinkie, what the hell is wrong-"
- >She cuts you off with a kiss
- >A long kiss
- >No tongue, just a long kiss
- >She breaks
- >"Yes Nonny. My answer is yes"
- >What
- >The
- >Flying
- >Fuck
- "What are you talking about?"
- >"I'm answering yes to your question from earlier. Yes Nonny. I will be your special somep0ny"
- >ohfak.jpg
- >You forgot that you had asked her that
- >It was part of the cheesy plan to get her to talk
- >You didn't really mean it.
- >Right?
- "Oh..... Pinkie, I don't think we are on the same page here."
- >She didn't seem to hear that
- >She still looking deep into your eyes passionately
- >Biting her lower lip
- "I did that..... You see"
- >You're having a hard time putting it together
- "I was just trying to get you to talk to me."
- >You probably should have said that
- >Her expression quickly changes to one of shocked surprise
- >Her eyes water up, tears already flowing
- >"You..... You don't love me?"
- >Oh dude, you just destroyed her entire world
- "It's not that I don't love you-"
- >You don't get to finish
- >She turns around and runs off into the darkness
- >You done goofed buddy.
- >You are Pinkie
- >And Nonny doesn't love you!
- >If he doesn't love you, he hates you!
- >How could that happen?
- >You messed up, you drove him off!
- >You're so dumb!
- >You being to hit your head with your hoof
- "Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
- >It's fine Pinkie, don't worry about it
- >Nonny can't run, you tied him up for this reason
- >Telling him that you love him isn't working
- >You have to talk louder
- >Actions speak louder than words
- >You will show him how much you love him
- >Then, just like he would fix you, you will fix him
- >You will fix Nonny
- >And he will love you
- >You are Anon
- >And you are questioning yourself
- >Did you mean it?
- >Did you mean that you wanted Pinkie to be your special somep0ny?
- >You weren't even thinking about it when you asked her.
- >Maybe you were subconsciously telling yourself.....
- >No, impossible.
- >No, no.
- >She's a pony, you're a human
- >It could never work
- >Could it?
- >She is a sentient being
- >You don't have to have sex. You aren't a horsefucker......
- >Maybe it could work.
- >No, no no no.
- >She's your best friend
- >Uncrazyfy her first, deal with relationship problems later.
- >"Oh Nonny~"
- >Oh good Pinkie is back
- >She comes out of the dark.
- >Her eyes fall directly on yours
- >They scream crazy
- >"Oh Nonny, you aren't listening to me. You don't understand how much I love you."
- >She climbs onto the bed with you
- >She sits on your legs
- "What are you doing?"
- >"Showing you that I love you"
- >Don't like the sound of that
- >She begins to mess with your pants
- >Good day to wear a belt
- >"Nonny, you can't hide your perfectness from me"
- "Pinkie, you don't have to do this!"
- >"I have to do this until you love me"
- >She pulls out a knife
- >Fucking crazy bitch
- >You can't see, but it goes towards your genitals
- >OH GOD SHE IS GOING TO CHOP YOUR DICK OFF
- "Pinkie doesn’t!"
- >"I have to Nonny; I have to have to show you! Even if it means taking something away from you!"
- >NOT THE DICK!
- >*Snip*
- "Oh god not my glorious.... Belt?"
- >You look at Pinkie who is holding your belt
- >She used the knife to cut off your belt.
- >You fucking pussy
- >"Now we can get started"
- >She rips your pants and boxers clean off in one clean move.
- >Her prize is right there
- >"Let me show you how much I love you"
- >She rubs Anon Jr. with her hoof
- >Feels shockingly good
- >You know.... For a hoof
- >No! Bad Anon. No horsefucking!
- "Pinkie, Stop...."
- >"You sure? Your body seems to be liking it."
- >She's right. You are rock, fucking hard
- >Pinkie lowers her head
- >She wraps her tongue around your screwdriver's base
- >It sends chills up your spine
- >She teases you by liking the pole all the way up and down
- >Only touching the tip for a second before descending back down
- >"Oh Nonny, you ready?"
- >Ready? Ready for what?
- >Her Pink Hole is being held over your little soldier
- >What time is it?
- >rape
- >Lt. Anon is engulfed in a wet warms
- >"Non-ny"
- >She gasps
- >The walls constrict and release with her breaths
- >She keeps saying your name in between breaths.
- >She occasionally squeals
- >It would be adorable if it was >rape
- >"non, non, non, non, non"
- >She repeats it faster, and faster
- >You're getting close to the finish line, and so is she.
- >Each one of her thrusts gets you closer
- >"Non, non, Nooooooony!"
- >You just got sprayed
- >And you just sprayed her.
- >She falls down on to you
- >"Oh Nonny~"
- >You just fucked a horse
- >Or well, she just fucked you
- >So, you aren't a horsefucker
- >You’re a fuckhoerser?
- >"Nonny, I love you"
- >Don't respond to her
- >If you do, you'll only be encouraging her
- >"Do you love me back?"
- >Nothing, don't give her the satisfaction
- >"Please Nonny, say something!"
- >She's crying
- >"Nonny, please!"
- >She wants you to talk?
- >FINE
- "No Pinkie"
- >"What?"
- "You heard me."
- >You are Pinkie, and Nonny doesn't love you back
- >Your plan failed
- >You failed
- >Your suck a failure
- >Of course he doesn't love you
- >How could he love a failure?
- >But as they say
- >If at first you don't succeed
- >Try again
- >"Ok Nonny, if you don't love me, that's okay"
- >Pinkie falls back onto the floor
- >Wait, really?
- >Is she going to let you go?
- "Really?"
- >"I'll be back in a second"
- >She quietly walks back into the darkness
- >You sit in quietness for a minute
- >Pinkie returns
- >She's hold a syringe in her month
- >She trots over to you before removing the syringe
- >"We'll just try again in the morning sweetie"
- >She injects you with the syringe
- "What the he..... Hell?"
- >You are getting sleepy
- >Very very sleepy
- >"See you soon my love"
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