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PR: Chapter 3

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>Day 116 in Equestria
>12 Days since Pinkie last talked to you
>And it's only you she won't talk to
>You've seen her talking with other ponies
>No one knows what's wrong
>You went to Twilight and Rarity for help
>Twilight tried to find out for you, but she said "Once I said your name, she got quiet. A few seconds later, she snapped out of it and changed the subject"
"Maybe I said something. Maybe she hates me"
>Rarity "I really doubt that, unless you broke a pinkie promise you should be fine. Right Twilight?"
>T "Pinkie doesn't get offended easily"
"I just don't know what to do!
>R "Anon, are you really going to give up on a lady like that?"
"What?"
>"Pinkie is your best friend right? Well you are very special to her as well. In fact, you might be more special to her than she even realizes"
>Was she implying?
>No, not possible
"Are you saying Pinkie likes me, but doesn't realize it?"
>"That I am."
"If that was true, why would she stop talking to me?"
>"Like I said, she doesn't realize it. She's too embarrassed to talk to you."
>Makes sense
>It also makes sense that she would hate you
>If she's so full of feelings that she's embarrassed to talk to you, you won't make her feel embarrassed
"Ok, I'll just give her space to figure her feelings out."
>"It's just like you ruffians, it's too hard so you give up. A real gentleman would fight for her back; he would help her recognize her feelings!"
>Dramatic pose
>Twilight face hoofs
"That's great and all Rarity, but what do I do?
>"I have a plan."
>It's hearts and Hooves day
>Aka, the day you get Pinkie to talk to you again
>Rarity's plan should work.
>Well, you didn't plan all of it
>The Cakes and Pinkie's friends helped you
>You're going to leave a heart shaped box of chocolates
>Inside the box is a card
>It says
>"You put a smile in my heart"
>You are to give her a rose with it as well
>All this cheesiness should get her to talk.
>Or at least laugh.
>You put the box in your bag.
"Happy Hearts and Hooves Day Pinkie!"
>No response again
>God damn it
>You walk up to her
>She's staring at the door
"I got you something"
>You pull out the box and hand it to her
>She continues to stare at the wall
"Come on Pinkie. It has sweets!"
>You jiggle the box so she can hear the candy moving around in it
>Still not moving
>You wave your hands in front of her eyes
>Nothing, not even a blink
>You get down on one knee
"Pinkie, will you be my special somep0ny?"
>Nada
"Wovey Dovey somep0ny?"
>Thank god you aren't lactose intolerant. You would have died from the cheesiness
>A level of cheesiness that would get Pinkie to smile on most days
>Today, she just sits there.
>She ignores you.
>fuckthis.jpg
"Alright, you win."
>You get up and walk towards the kitchen, throwing the heart shaped box in a nearby trashcan.
>You are Pinkie Pie
>He really asked you
>He asked you to be his special somep0ny
>And you blew it
>You wanted to say something, or do something
>You couldn't do anything, you were stuck
>Frozen in fear of his handsomeness
>Frozen in fear of his perfectness
>Frozen in fear of you doing something
>Frozen in fear of of you having him hate you
>Even when he shows up in your dreams you freeze
>You let out as a sigh as your body relaxes.
>You're so dumb Pinkie.
>At first, no talking was to protect you, now It's hurting you.
>You look at the kitchen door, hoping Nonny would come back out so you could apologize to him.
>You'd go in and tell him, but you're on counter duty. Customers will be coming in any minute.
>You see something sticking out of the trashcan by the door.
>Picking it up, you see that it's the box Nonny was trying to give you!
>The rose was beautiful, even if a little crushed
>You open the box, and you smile
>Not because of the chocolate inside, but because of a heart shaped note
>"You put a smile in my heart"
>R "So Pinkie, did Anon get you anything special?"
>You are having lunch with the girls
>Some small cafe or something
>You were just discussing all the hearts and hooves day cards you all got
>Rarity of course, got the most.
>Wait, how did Rarity know about Anon?
>Did she have something?
>R "Pinkie?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah. He got me this box full of chocolates!"
>R "Anything else?"
>How does she do it?
"Yeah, there was a rose and a card with it. I put the rose in some water"
>You pull out the card
"And I have the card here
>FS "I wish Anon would get me a card"
>R "Shh, Fluttershy, don't interrupt her. Now go on Pinkie, what does the card say?"
>You look at the card.
>Just the sight of the words puts a smile on your face
"You put a smile in my heart"
>Applejack starts laughing
>AJ "Your redder than a newly painted barn*"
*Author's note. I live near many farms, and have met many farmers. NO ONE ACTUALLY TALKS LIKE THIS!
>What?
>R "Applejack quiet."
>Rarity leans in and whispers something to Twilight
>You're not sure, but you think she said "Told you so"
>R "You like what Anon got you, huh?"
"Yeah I do! I think I'm going to put this in our scrapbook!"
>TS "Scrapbook?"
"Yeah, I keep a scrapbook full of memories of me and Nonny."
>Nonny even has one, except, his isn't nearly as decorated as yours.
>R "Anon must be pretty special to you, huh?"
"You bet, he even asked me to be his special somp0ny today"
>RD and AJ "Oooooohhhhhhhh"
>R "Go on, what did you say?"
>She gives a little "I told you so" look to Twilight
>She begins to take a drink
"Nothing. I said nothing."
>Rarity spits her drink, drenching Twilight
>R "WHAT?"
"Yeah, I just couldn't find the words. Whenever I'm around him, I just tense up. I don't know if I want to say yes."
>R "Don't you like Anon?"
"Oh yes, we're the best of friends"
>The others are wiping of Twilight
>R "No Pinkie, It's clear that you Like-Like Anon. You know, as in love?"
>Like-Like?
>That's silly, he's your be-
>EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!
>Those butterflies you feel.
>The fact that you've been dreaming about him.
>The freezing
"I love Nonny."
>R "See, it all worked out in the end"
>Twilight glares at her
"I LOVE NONNY!"
>You start bouncing around the table
"I love Nonny! I love Nonny! I love Nonny!"
>You're singing it to the heavens!
>TS "Good for you."
>R "Yes, so when are you going to tell him?"
"What?"
>R "You have to tell Anon how you feel darling."
>Tell him.... how you feel?
>R "You can't keep avoiding him like you have been. He's already mad about that"
>He is?
>Oh man, you didn't mean to make Anon mad!
"What do I do?"
>R "Go, find him, tell him how you feel!"
>You obey Rarity and run off to Sugar Cube Corner
>You run into SCC
"Nonny! I'm sorry!"
>There’s no one there
>Maybe he's in the kitchen
>You go to the kitchen
"Nonny? You in here?"
>Mr. Cake turns to you
>"No Pinkie, just me."
"Oh, do you know where Nonny is?"
>"Sorry Pinkie, I don't know where he went."
"Went?"
>"Yeah. He wasn't acting like himself. I told him to take the rest of the day off"
>Oh no
>You turn around and run out the door
>You hope that you can fix this
>You are Anon
>You are currently packing several boxes
>Boxes of memories you want to forget
>Memories of Pinkie
>It didn't hurt when she ignored you; you got over that on the third day
>What hurt was when you went to check on Mrs. Cake for the boss
>When you made your way back to the kitchen, you somep0ny give Pinkie a card
>She not only accepted it
>She hugged them, but gave them a card as well
>That's when you realized you were right
>She hated you
>If she didn't hate you, she would have AT LEAST taken the box
>You throw all sorts of things in there
>Most of them are trinkets that you kept to help you remember the fun times
>They were once your prized possessions
>They are worthless to you now.
>You pick up the scrapbook
>Pinkie helped you start it, but you added to it as you went on
>You flip through it
>Memories of fun times begin to flood your mind
>Hearts warming eve
>Your first cake
>Your first cake spontaneously combusting.
>You slam the book shut and throw it in the box
>You take another swig of your "Applejack Daniels"
>Fuck that orange pony
>You throw the boxes in the guest room's closet
>Another Swig
>Fuck this Technicolor world
>But most importantly
>FUCK THAT PINK, JUMPING, OVER-EXCITED PIECE OF SHIT
>You throw the empty bottle in the trash
>You grab an unopened bottle and begin to down it
>*knock knock*
>You throw the door open
>It's Pinkie
"What the fuck do you want?"
>She backs up in fear
>She's never seen you drunk
>Well, you never got drunk in pony world
"Well? I'm waiting, or are you just going to stand there like you've been doing?"
>She begins to tear up
>"Nonny, I'm sorry"
>Oh she's sorry. SHE'S SORRY?
>"I didn't mean to hurt you."
"Then why did you stop talking to me? Huh?"
>"I was confused! Ok?"
"Confused, is that you're excuse."
>"Nonny please don't be mad, I-"You cut her off
"Fuck you Pinkie"
>You slam the door on her
"Love you......"
>You are Pinkie
>And you blew it.
>Sigh. You just want him to know how you feel.
>Dang it Pinkie, you're so stupid.
>What does it even matter? He hates you.
>He doesn't want to be your friend
>He doesn't want to see you ever again.
"*Sniff* He hates me and doesn't want to see me...."
>Suddenly, something in you snaps
>You haven't felt this way in a while
>Except this time, you're not resentful of anyone
>You don't want to hurt anyone
>You don't want your friends to die a horrible death
>You just want Nonny to be your friend again
>Every time you've either snapped or Discorded, he helped turn you back to being happy
>Now Nonny is the one who is sad
>And you got to change him back.
>When he did it, he just told you were his friend
>Telling him you love him isn't working.
>Maybe you have to be louder.
>Where are you going to find a megaphone?
>Wait a minute
>Grannie Pie told you this once
>Actions speak louder than words
>You are Anon
>And you regret what you just did.
>You didn't mean to yell at her.
>Oh Alcohol you're a cruel mistress.
>You're jumping between angry and sad now.
>You want to tell Pinkie you're sorry, but you also want to keep yelling at her
>Fuck you Alcohol!
>"Nonny?"
>Wait, is Pinkie still out there?
>You can tell her you're sorry
>Sorry she's a bitch!
"Pinkie, I'm not really in the mood for talking"
>"It's important Nonny, please open the door!"
>Something in her voice seems different
>It worries you for some reason
>You comply to her wishes and open the door
>Did Pinkie get a new hairdo in the 2 minutes since you last saw her?
>Wait, it that a crowbar?
>*Thwack*

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>Day 116 in Equestria
>12 Days since Pinkie last talked to you
>And it's only you she won't talk to
>You've seen her talking with other ponies
>No one knows what's wrong
>You went to Twilight and Rarity for help

>Twilight tried to find out for you, but she said "Once I said your name, she got quiet. A few seconds later, she snapped out of it and changed the subject"
"Maybe I said something. Maybe she hates me"
>Rarity "I really doubt that, unless you broke a pinkie promise you should be fine. Right Twilight?"
>T "Pinkie doesn't get offended easily"
"I just don't know what to do!
>R "Anon, are you really going to give up on a lady like that?"
"What?"
>"Pinkie is your best friend right? Well you are very special to her as well. In fact, you might be more special to her than she even realizes"
>Was she implying?
>No, not possible
"Are you saying Pinkie likes me, but doesn't realize it?"
>"That I am."
"If that was true, why would she stop talking to me?"
>"Like I said, she doesn't realize it. She's too embarrassed to talk to you."
>Makes sense
>It also makes sense that she would hate you
>If she's so full of feelings that she's embarrassed to talk to you, you won't make her feel embarrassed
"Ok, I'll just give her space to figure her feelings out."
>"It's just like you ruffians, it's too hard so you give up. A real gentleman would fight for her back; he would help her recognize her feelings!"
>Dramatic pose
>Twilight face hoofs
"That's great and all Rarity, but what do I do?
>"I have a plan."

>It's hearts and Hooves day
>Aka, the day you get Pinkie to talk to you again
>Rarity's plan should work.
>Well, you didn't plan all of it
>The Cakes and Pinkie's friends helped you
>You're going to leave a heart shaped box of chocolates
>Inside the box is a card
>It says
>"You put a smile in my heart"
>You are to give her a rose with it as well
>All this cheesiness should get her to talk.
>Or at least laugh.
>You put the box in your bag.

"Happy Hearts and Hooves Day Pinkie!"
>No response again
>God damn it
>You walk up to her
>She's staring at the door
"I got you something"
>You pull out the box and hand it to her
>She continues to stare at the wall
"Come on Pinkie. It has sweets!"
>You jiggle the box so she can hear the candy moving around in it
>Still not moving
>You wave your hands in front of her eyes
>Nothing, not even a blink
>You get down on one knee
"Pinkie, will you be my special somep0ny?"
>Nada
"Wovey Dovey somep0ny?"
>Thank god you aren't lactose intolerant. You would have died from the cheesiness
>A level of cheesiness that would get Pinkie to smile on most days
>Today, she just sits there.
>She ignores you.
>fuckthis.jpg
"Alright, you win."
>You get up and walk towards the kitchen, throwing the heart shaped box in a nearby trashcan.

>You are Pinkie Pie
>He really asked you
>He asked you to be his special somep0ny
>And you blew it
>You wanted to say something, or do something
>You couldn't do anything, you were stuck
>Frozen in fear of his handsomeness
>Frozen in fear of his perfectness
>Frozen in fear of you doing something
>Frozen in fear of of you having him hate you
>Even when he shows up in your dreams you freeze
>You let out as a sigh as your body relaxes.
>You're so dumb Pinkie. 
>At first, no talking was to protect you, now It's hurting you.
>You look at the kitchen door, hoping Nonny would come back out so you could apologize to him.
>You'd go in and tell him, but you're on counter duty. Customers will be coming in any minute.
>You see something sticking out of the trashcan by the door.
>Picking it up, you see that it's the box Nonny was trying to give you!
>The rose was beautiful, even if a little crushed
>You open the box, and you smile
>Not because of the chocolate inside, but because of a heart shaped note
>"You put a smile in my heart"

>R "So Pinkie, did Anon get you anything special?"
>You are having lunch with the girls
>Some small cafe or something
>You were just discussing all the hearts and hooves day cards you all got
>Rarity of course, got the most.
>Wait, how did Rarity know about Anon?
>Did she have something?
>R "Pinkie?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah. He got me this box full of chocolates!"
>R "Anything else?"
>How does she do it?
"Yeah, there was a rose and a card with it. I put the rose in some water"
>You pull out the card
"And I have the card here
>FS "I wish Anon would get me a card"
>R "Shh, Fluttershy, don't interrupt her. Now go on Pinkie, what does the card say?"
>You look at the card.
>Just the sight of the words puts a smile on your face
"You put a smile in my heart"
>Applejack starts laughing
>AJ "Your redder than a newly painted barn*"
*Author's note. I live near many farms, and have met many farmers. NO ONE ACTUALLY TALKS LIKE THIS!
>What?
>R "Applejack quiet."
>Rarity leans in and whispers something to Twilight
>You're not sure, but you think she said "Told you so"
>R "You like what Anon got you, huh?"
"Yeah I do! I think I'm going to put this in our scrapbook!"
>TS "Scrapbook?"
"Yeah, I keep a scrapbook full of memories of me and Nonny."
>Nonny even has one, except, his isn't nearly as decorated as yours.
>R "Anon must be pretty special to you, huh?"
"You bet, he even asked me to be his special somp0ny today"
>RD and AJ "Oooooohhhhhhhh"
>R "Go on, what did you say?"
>She gives a little "I told you so" look to Twilight
>She begins to take a drink
"Nothing. I said nothing."
>Rarity spits her drink, drenching Twilight
>R "WHAT?"
"Yeah, I just couldn't find the words. Whenever I'm around him, I just tense up. I don't know if I want to say yes."
>R "Don't you like Anon?"
"Oh yes, we're the best of friends"
>The others are wiping of Twilight
>R "No Pinkie, It's clear that you Like-Like Anon. You know, as in love?" 
>Like-Like?
>That's silly, he's your be-
>EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!
>Those butterflies you feel.
>The fact that you've been dreaming about him.
>The freezing
"I love Nonny."
>R "See, it all worked out in the end"
>Twilight glares at her
"I LOVE NONNY!"
>You start bouncing around the table
"I love Nonny! I love Nonny! I love Nonny!"
>You're singing it to the heavens!
>TS "Good for you."
>R "Yes, so when are you going to tell him?"
"What?"
>R "You have to tell Anon how you feel darling."
>Tell him.... how you feel?
>R "You can't keep avoiding him like you have been. He's already mad about that"
>He is?
>Oh man, you didn't mean to make Anon mad!
"What do I do?"
>R "Go, find him, tell him how you feel!"
>You obey Rarity and run off to Sugar Cube Corner

>You run into SCC
"Nonny! I'm sorry!"
>There’s no one there
>Maybe he's in the kitchen
>You go to the kitchen
"Nonny? You in here?"
>Mr. Cake turns to you
>"No Pinkie, just me."
"Oh, do you know where Nonny is?"
>"Sorry Pinkie, I don't know where he went."
"Went?"
>"Yeah. He wasn't acting like himself. I told him to take the rest of the day off"
>Oh no
>You turn around and run out the door
>You hope that you can fix this

>You are Anon
>You are currently packing several boxes
>Boxes of memories you want to forget
>Memories of Pinkie
>It didn't hurt when she ignored you; you got over that on the third day
>What hurt was when you went to check on Mrs. Cake for the boss
>When you made your way back to the kitchen, you somep0ny give Pinkie a card
>She not only accepted it
>She hugged them, but gave them a card as well
>That's when you realized you were right
>She hated you
>If she didn't hate you, she would have AT LEAST taken the box
>You throw all sorts of things in there
>Most of them are trinkets that you kept to help you remember the fun times
>They were once your prized possessions
>They are worthless to you now.
>You pick up the scrapbook
>Pinkie helped you start it, but you added to it as you went on
>You flip through it
>Memories of fun times begin to flood your mind
>Hearts warming eve
>Your first cake
>Your first cake spontaneously combusting.
>You slam the book shut and throw it in the box
>You take another swig of your "Applejack Daniels"
>Fuck that orange pony
>You throw the boxes in the guest room's closet
>Another Swig
>Fuck this Technicolor world
>But most importantly
>FUCK THAT PINK, JUMPING, OVER-EXCITED PIECE OF SHIT
>You throw the empty bottle in the trash
>You grab an unopened bottle and begin to down it
>*knock knock*
>You throw the door open
>It's Pinkie
"What the fuck do you want?"
>She backs up in fear
>She's never seen you drunk
>Well, you never got drunk in pony world
"Well? I'm waiting, or are you just going to stand there like you've been doing?"
>She begins to tear up
>"Nonny, I'm sorry"
>Oh she's sorry. SHE'S SORRY?
>"I didn't mean to hurt you."
"Then why did you stop talking to me? Huh?"
>"I was confused! Ok?"
"Confused, is that you're excuse."
>"Nonny please don't be mad, I-"You cut her off
"Fuck you Pinkie"
>You slam the door on her

"Love you......"
>You are Pinkie
>And you blew it.
>Sigh. You just want him to know how you feel.
>Dang it Pinkie, you're so stupid.
>What does it even matter? He hates you.
>He doesn't want to be your friend
>He doesn't want to see you ever again.
"*Sniff* He hates me and doesn't want to see me...."
>Suddenly, something in you snaps
>You haven't felt this way in a while
>Except this time, you're not resentful of anyone
>You don't want to hurt anyone
>You don't want your friends to die a horrible death
>You just want Nonny to be your friend again
>Every time you've either snapped or Discorded, he helped turn you back to being happy
>Now Nonny is the one who is sad
>And you got to change him back.
>When he did it, he just told you were his friend
>Telling him you love him isn't working.
>Maybe you have to be louder.
>Where are you going to find a megaphone?
>Wait a minute
>Grannie Pie told you this once
>Actions speak louder than words

>You are Anon
>And you regret what you just did.
>You didn't mean to yell at her.
>Oh Alcohol you're a cruel mistress.
>You're jumping between angry and sad now.
>You want to tell Pinkie you're sorry, but you also want to keep yelling at her
>Fuck you Alcohol!
>"Nonny?"
>Wait, is Pinkie still out there?
>You can tell her you're sorry
>Sorry she's a bitch!
"Pinkie, I'm not really in the mood for talking"
>"It's important Nonny, please open the door!"
>Something in her voice seems different
>It worries you for some reason
>You comply to her wishes and open the door
>Did Pinkie get a new hairdo in the 2 minutes since you last saw her?
>Wait, it that a crowbar?
>*Thwack*

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