PR: Chapter 2

>Day 103 in Equestria

>You feel someone shaking you

>"Nonny get up"

"Five more minutes"

>There are two keys to your house

>You have one, Pinkie has the other one

>Pinkie has come to your house every day since you got it

>No, really every day

>Work

>Weekend

>Holidays

>When you were sick

>When she was sick

>You gave her the key so you would have to go open the door every day

>Now she acts as your alarm clock

>"I already gave you five minutes; we're going to be late!"

>She pulls the covers off

>God its freezing

>"Hurry, we're going to be late

>That's a lie; you've never been late to work. Pinkie woke you up with plenty of time.

"Yeah, I'll get up"

>"Meet you downstairs"

>Pinkie bounces out of your room

 

>One morning routine later

 

>Muffins for breakfast

>Muffins are just cupcakes for breakfast

>Cupcakes are tiny cakes

>You love Pinkie's cakes!

>You love Pinkie's muffins!

>You love everything Pinkie makes

"Thanks Pinkie!"

>You cram another into your mouth

>Pinkie's washing dishes

>"I have to go get some stuff done. I'll meet you at work?"

"Ok, see you in a few minutes"

>She hugs you before running out the door

 

>Mrs. "We'll be back in a few hours"

>PP "Have fun at your baby class!"

>Mr. "Make sure to get the cookies out of the oven in 25 minutes, Ok?"

"You got it sir"

>Jesus Christ, you are capable of running this place for an hour.

>Mr. "One last thing. I want you to pinkie promise. NO PARTIES!"

>You and Pinkie sigh

"Cross my heart and hope to fly"

>PP "Stick a cupcake in my eye"

>Dick

>Mr. Cake picks up a bag and follows Mrs. Cake out the door

"So, we're going to do the party anyway?"

>PP "NOP0NY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!"

"Ok, ok. Geeze."

>You begin to set table in order to be ready for the morning rush, when suddenly Twilight runs in

>TS "Pinkie, I need you to come to Canterlot with me"

>You and Pinkie just stand there blankly looking at her

"What?"

>TS "There is no time to explain!"

>PP "Anything to help a friend!"

>Pinkie begins to bounce to the door

>Once she reaches the door she stops in her tracks

>She looks back at you

>PP "Twilight, I can't just leave Anon here alone."

>TS "Pinkie."

>Twilight grabs her face

>TS "Celestia demands it"

>Pinkie gives you a sad look

"Go. I can take care of things here."

>PP "Really?"

"I'll find a way"

>TS "If you dare make me late I'll find a way to make every cake you ever eat to taste like dirt!"

>You can't tell if that was a real threat.

 

>Mr. Cake is going to kill you

>First, you piss off several customer by taking forever with their orders

>Next, all the sweets turn into vegetable.

>Now, you are looking up at a floating Sugar Cube corner

>It literally, just started floating; you managed to jump out the window, just on time.

>You step back to get a better view, but you end up falling on your face

>Are the roads made out of soap?

>What the hell?

>You pick yourself up

>"Hey mister!"

>You turn towards the voice

"Oh hey Fluttershy, what's up?"

>Something seems different

>"I'm tired of beating around the bush!"

>She's no longer yellow and pink, she's gray

>She flies up to you

>"Anon, I love you. And you are going to love me. Right here right now."

>You stand there quietly

>"Go on, get your pants off right now"

>You fall laughing

"Hahahahaha, good one Flutters"

>She's clearly getting angry

>"That's it!"

>She tackles you

>She starts fondling with your pants

"Ow, get off!"

>"You are going to give me all of your*Poof*"

>In a flash of light, she disappears

>She's gone

>Some mystical force just saved you from rape

>If there was ever a time to start believing in a god, it was now

>You stand up and raise your hands into the air

"Thank you based god!"

>A voice answers you

>"You welcome"

>From the sky, a mystical being descends

>It's a........

>Horse? Lion? Goat? Dragon?

>"It's my pleasure to help out those in danger"

"Uhhhhh..... cool?"

>"Very cool, allow me to introduce myself"

>He holds out a paw

>"I am Discord, God of Chaos."

>You shake the paw

"I am Anon, Human of Humans"

>"I know who and what you are Anon"

"What? How?"

>"I am the god of Chaos. I know everything there is about chaos"

>He snaps his fingers

>Suddenly a cotton candy cloud shows up and soaks a pony in chocolate milk

>"And the human race is one the most chaotic things to ever be."

"I'm sorry, but compared to you, I'm pretty normal"

>"That's a compliment coming from a human. You've always been chaotic. You destroy each other, hate each other, but you preach about love and tolerance."

>He teleports behind you

>"You talk about saving your planet, but you continue to destroy it."

>He teleports again, this time when he shows up, he is in a Star Fleet outfit

>"A barbaric race that one day would grow to be one of the most powerful races ever"

"Barbaric? Yeah right."

>"Oh no, believe me. In another Universe, I have to judge your race"

"Wait, you judge my race?"

>"Yes"

"So there others of humans in this universe?"

>"Sorry Anon, in this reality, you are the only human to ever exist, and ever will exist."

>Well, way to kill your hopes.

>"But, I'm here to make it better"

"How?"

>He teleports once more. Now reappearing with a throne

>"Even though I am a god, I occasionally need to recharge my energy."

"Go on"

>"Humans spew out chaotic energy."

"So you want me to give you chaotic energy? What's in it for me?"

>He snaps his fingers

>You are suddenly sitting on a throne next to him.

>"I'll make  you my number two. You will be my equal. I may even give you some powers of your own....."

>Discord's powers?

>Imagine the fun you and Pinkie could have.....

>Wait his number two?

"Are you... Taking over Equestria?"

>"What did you think I was doing?"

>You don't know, being a cool guy?

>If you do this, you are helping overthrow a government

>It's not that you really liked this one, but at the same time, you're not so sure you want Discord in charge.

"Sorry, I'll need some time to think about it"

>Discord lets out an annoyed sounds

>"Fine"

>He snaps

>The thrones are gone

>"Whenever you make up your mind, come find me"

>Suddenly, Discord is gone

 

>You're walking through the new Ponyville

>You are having an internal battle over you're offer.

>Infinite power

>Overthrow a government

>Second in charge

>Discord is number one

>Uggggggg

>"Hey watch it"

"What?"

>You turn around and are hit by a gray pony

>"Watch were you are going."

>That high pitch voice

"Pinkie?"

>You turn around to see Pinkie

>No longer pink

>You start snickering

>"Are you having fun?"

"Yeah I am..... Graie"

>You start laughing

>Pinkie slaps you

>"Stop having fun!"

>You start rubbing your cheek

"Ow.... What's wrong?"

>"Fun, that's what’s wrong! If you keep having fun, no one will take you seriously!"

"Pinkie, what are you talking about?"

>She starts tearing up

>"No one takes me seriously........ No one thinks I'm smart.... No one*sniff*"

>She starts crying

>What is wrong with her

"Pinkie"

>You hug her

>What's going on? She's always loved fun.

>Why would she not want people to have fun?

"Why are you worried about people not taking you seriously?"

>"*sniff* I thought my friends were going to leave*sniff* because they would leave because they wouldn't take me seriously"

>You don't like seeing her like this

>You look her in the eyes

"Pinkie, Listen carefully. I will always be your friend."

>She stops crying.

"Just stop being like this. I hate to see you like this."

>Slowly, a smile creeps onto her face

>"Ha.... hahaha.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

>Her Pink returns to her body

>Her eyes go back to being blue

>"Did you see that? I turned gray!"

>You and Pinkie begin to sit on the soap road and laugh

>Twilight and co. arrive

>TS "Pinkie hold still I'm going to... Oh, you're back"

>PP "Are you seeing this? The roads are soap! Ahahahaha!"

>AJ "Here sugar, take your element. We're going to stop Discord!"

 

>You are storming through the chaos

>You are pissed.

>Twilight explained what Discord did

>You don't really see how it was evil

>You were just angry that he would do something like that to Pinkie

"DISCORD, GET OUT HERE!"

>Discord flashed in, he's petting a tiny elephant

>"Ah, Anon, have you made your decision?"

"Yeah, I'm not going to do this!"

>"What?"

"Twilight told me what you did!"

>"....... So you are determined to not do this?"

"I'm sorry, I won't be helping you"

>"Oh, I think you will be"

>He snaps his fingers.

>You are in a giant crystal

>You know the one Zelda is trapped in. The one from OoT?

"Let me out you dick!"

>"I gave you the option to have fun with this. Now you will be my personal pet."

>TS "Discord!"

*All that elements of harmony shit unfold*

 

>You are back home, laying on the couch

>Pinkie is standing next to you.

>PP "You sure you're ok?"

>She's been asking you non-stop

>All you said is that you felt drain

>Twilight said you should feel fine in the morning

>Pinkie's still worried

"Yeah, I'm fine. Stop worrying."

>PP "I'm just worried that Discord hurt you"

"Stop, I'm ok. I'm just really tired."

>Your eyes are having a hard time staying open

 

>You are Pinkie

>"Pinkie, I think I'm going to go to bed."

"Let me help you"

>Anon leans on you for support

>You help him up the stairs and into his bed

>He curls up as you pull the covers over him

>He looks so peaceful

>"Thanks Pinkie."

"Goodnight Anon"

>"Night Pinkie"

>You turn off the light and walk out

>You wish there was more you could do for him

>He is your best friend and all you can do is let him sleep

>You're not talking much Pinkie.

>I can't think of anything to say.

>Really

>It's funny. I'm getting Butterflies just thinking about it.

>Anon is really special to you, huh?

>Yeah. He is. I would do anything for him. I want him to be happy.

>You remember what he said?

>What?

>He hated to see you like that. He hated to see you acting silly.

>........

>I don't want him to hate me......

>Well. Stop acting silly. Don't do anything he might hate.

 

>Day 104

>You are Anon.

>It's been a weird day.

>Pinkie didn't wake you up.

>You might be late to work for the first time.

>You're running

"Fuck, fuck, fuck."

>Left, right, right, left

>There it is!

>You charge forward

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

>You slam the door open

>You look at your watch

>1 minute to spare

>SUCESS!

>You do a little victory dance

>partyhard.gif

>Pinkie's at the counter.

>She's staring at you

>You can't tell, but you think she is blushing

>You walk by the counter as you make your way to the kitchen

"Morning Pinkie."

>"........."

>Ok.

"It was weird not having you around this morning.

>"........."

>She's still staring at the door.

"Okay, have fun."

>You walk into the kitchen.

>Mr. Cake is the only one there.

>Mrs. Cake hasn't been able to work recently

>Baby must be coming soon.

"What's up with Pinkie?"

>"What do you mean"

"She's acting funny"

>"Pinkie's acting funny...."

"I mean, funny for Pinkie."

>He puts down the cake he is working on and looks through the door.

>"I don't see anything wrong"

>You look through.

>Pinkie is talking happily to some customers.

>what the hell?