- >Day 3 in Equestira
- >You are Anon
- >And you are loving this bed
- >You are loving this whole house
- >Mayor "Mare" gave you this house because she "Felt bad about the whole inciting an angry mob and chasing you around town thing."
- >So she gave you a fully furnished house for free
- >No moragage or anything
- >The best part of it all, it's made for someone big
- >Apparently it belonged to a Minotaur before hand
- >He left town for some reason and the house was repossed or something.
- >*Think*
- >What was that? Meh, go back to sleep.
- >God, this bed is perfect
- >Not to hard, not to soft
- >*Think*
- >You pull the covers over your head in a pitiful attempt to go to fend off the noise
- >*Think*
- >"..n"
- >You hope ignoring the sound will make it go away
- >*Think*
- >"Anon!"
- >You sit up in your bed
- >Were is that noise comming from?
- >*Think*
- >You look over at the window
- >*Think*
- >Is Someone throwing rocks at your window?
- >*Think*
- >God damn it
- >You reposition yourself so your feet are on the floor
- >*Think*
- "Yeah, yeah"
- >You shuffle over to the window
- >Thank god for carpet floor, your feet would be freezing
- >You open the window
- "Who's throwing rocks at my-"
- >*Thawk*
- >Something hard just hit you in the face
- "Ow Bitch!"
- >You grab the side of your face
- >It hurts pretty bad
- >You seach around for any blood and/or broken parts
- >Nothing, your fine
- >"Anon? You alright?:
- >You go back to the window
- "What the hell?"
- >You wave your fist around as you yell
- >"Sorry Anon!"
- >You look down at the source of the voice
- >It's a little Pink Pony
- >Right, she's the only one to call you Nonny
- "Pinkie? What the hell?"
- >"Sorry Nonny! I was just trying to get your attention."
- "You know I have a doorbell"
- >"Doorbell? You can't trust doorbells today!"
- >What?
- "Why not?"
- >"My Pinkie sense told me not to"
- >Pinkie what? Ever since you met her, she's made very little sense.
- >Pinkie sense is the less sense she's ever made
- >"Nonny, can you let me in? I have something I need to give you!"
- >You give her one of those "Yeah, yeah whatever" looks
- >You turn around and head to the front door
- >You open the front door
- >Pinkie is standing on the front porch
- >She's balancing a little cake on her head
- >White with a pink floaral pattern on it
- >"Good morning!"
- >Sure, good morning.
- >A good morning is one were you don't get hit with a rock
- "What Pinkie?"
- >"You hungry?"
- >Why would you be hungry?
- >*Gurggle*
- >Right, the last time you ate was when you were visiting Twilight yesterday
- >That was around breakfast time
- "Very"
- >She lowers head, being sure to keep the cake balanced on her head
- >"Here, I made you a breakfast cake. I know you don't have any money, which means you don't have money, so I baked you this cake"
- >You pick it up off her head
- "Gracias"
- >"De nada"
- >You eye this delicous confection
- >You're surprised that Pinkie would do this
- "You didn't have to go out of your way to do this"
- >"I was eating breakfast and thought about how you didn't have any. I didn't want you to be sad"
- >What a wonderful pony
- "I forgive you"
- >She cocks her head
- >"For what?"
- "For hiting me with a rock"
- >You're not going to be able to eat this whole thing by yourself
- "Want to come in and have some?"
- >You step to the side, giving her a welcoming look
- >"I wish I could, but if the cakes find out that I'm skipping out on work, they might get mad"
- "You're skipping work, to bring me a cake"
- >"I'll do anything for a good friend. You're a good friend"
- >She turns around and bounces out of site.
- >You close the door and head into the kitchen
- >You place the cake on the counter and begin to search for some eating utensils
- >You find a fork and dig right into the cake
- >It tastes as though it were ambrosia, straight from the gods
- >You scaf it down your throat, making a bit of a mess
- >By the time you feel full, you see that you've only eaten half of the cake.
- >Pony knows how to bake a cake
- >You box up what's left and put it in the freezer
- >You decide that it's time to go shower
- >MORNING RITUAL!
- >Shit, shower, shave
- >Finally, Dress
- >You need some new cloths, you can't ware these same ones over and over.
- >What's her name, rarity? Yeah, she makes cloths doesn't she?
- >Better go see her about this stuff.
- >It's decided, you will go into town and find Rarity and have her produce you some cloths.
- >"Stand still darling. I want to be precise with these measurments"
- >Every one of these ponies are nice
- >Rarity said she'd give you your cloths for free
- >Something about the Element of Generostiy
- >You feel a little bad for not paying
- >If only you had money
- >"Ok, I will have your cloths ready in a few days."
- "Thanks Rarity"
- >Suddenly, you get an idea
- "Rarity, do you ever need any help around here?"
- >She seems sruprised by the question
- >"Sweetie Bell gives me all the help I need."
- >Well, no getting a job from her
- >Rarity is in the loop, she might know someone who needs help
- "Do you know anyone in town who might need a new worker?"
- >She gets a smug look on her face
- >"Need a job?"
- >You raise your hands up
- "You caught me"
- >She lets out a little laugh
- >"I think Fluttershy gcould use some help"
- >Off to Fluttershy's house
- >You are standing on Fluttershy's fron porch
- >"Oh my Anon, you would want to help little old me?"
- >Is she, blushing?
- "Yeah, I kind of need a job."
- >"Oh"
- >She sounds dissapointed"
- >"Sorry Anon, while I would like the help, I cannot pay you"
- "Oh"
- >"But, if at any time you like like to help... I would like that.... We could(mumble)"
- >She is a nice pony, you wouldn't mind spending a little time with her
- "Yeah sure, why not."
- >She smiles
- >"Oh good"
- >You wonder if there is anyone else in town who needs help.
- >Maybe Twilight?
- >Yeah, you'll go ask Twilight
- >Fluttershy looks down at the ground
- >"Maybe we can go on a picknick. We could also (mumble)"
- >When she looks back up, she sees that you have already left
- >You reach the library
- >Who builds a library in a tree?
- >*Knock knock knock*
- >You wait for a bit
- >Finally someone answers the door
- >"Hello?"
- >IT'S A FUCKING DRAGON!
- >Tiny dragon
- >STILL A DRAGON!
- >"Whoa, what are you?"
- >It's probably never seen a human before
- >It's fine, you have prepared for the day you would meet a dragon
- "But, there is one they fear"
- >"What?"
- "In their tounge, he is Dovahkiin!"
- >"Dovahkiin?"
- "DRAGON-BORN"
- >You inhale deeply
- "FUS RO DAH!"
- >Wait for it
- >Wait for it....
- >No unrelenting force
- >God damn it
- >"Right....."
- >It closes the door
- >Well, no job from Twilight
- >That is, until you hear the voices from behind the door
- >(Mufulled)"Who was it?"
- >"Something, no idea who or what."
- >"What did it look like."
- >"A giant monkey. It knew how to speak dragon."
- >"What?"
- >The door swings open
- >Twilight
- >"Hey Anon, I guess you met Spike."
- >Spike, cool name.
- "Hey, Twilight. I'm looking for a job."
- >"That's nice"
- "Are you highering?"
- >The little dragon butts in
- >"She doesn't need another assisstant!"
- >"Spike."
- >"Sorry Twilight"
- >The dragon lowers it's head
- >"He's a little right though Anon, I already have Spike and Owlicious"
- "Owlicious?"
- >"Maybe you should ask Applejack, or Rainbow Dash. They're at Sugar Cube Corner right now!"
- >Twilight points towards what seems like a giant gingerbread house.
- >AJ "Ahm sorry Anon, We ain't looking to higher right now"
- >RD "I would love to have you help with my tricks"
- "Really?"
- >RD "I can't pay you though"
- >GOD DAJKPOIGNSPO
- >Every would like your help, but no one is willng to pay
- >"You're looking for a job?"
- >Pikie pops out from under the table
- "Hey! Pinkie!"
- >"Hey! Enjoy the cake?"
- "Loved it, best cake ever"
- >Your mouth starts to water at the thought of that cake
- >"So Nonny. Want to work here? At sugar cube corner?"
- "Work here?"
- >AJ "You sure the cakes need somep0ny else?"
- >PP "You didn't hear it from me, but Mrs. Cake is pregnant"
- >RD "That's so cool"
- >PP "And once the kids come along, they're going to need more help around here"
- "That's some good thinking, but do you really think it could work?"
- >PP "Give me a minute"
- >Pinkie does a 180 and bounces off to the kitchen
- >You hear some mumbled voices
- >Two ponies stick their heads out, look at you, and go back to the kitchen
- >RD "What do you think they're talking about?"
- >AJ "Who knows? Anon is the only human ever to be in Equestria"
- >The two ponies from before walk out of the kitchen and up to you
- >They both stand there quitely
- >The blue one speaks up
- >"You don't eat ponies... Right?"
- >Odd question
- "No...."
- >They turn around and start wispering to each other
- >You turn to Applejack and give her a what-the-fuck-was-that-about face
- >The two ponies turn back to you
- >The tan one talks this time
- >"How are you with kids?"
- >Day 57 in Equestria
- >You've been working at sugarcube corner for a while now
- >Good job, pays well
- >Mr. Cake "Come on Anon, we have to get those cakes ready to go now!"
- >You carry 3 more boxes out with you and place them in the cart
- "Here sir, Good luck in Canterlot!"
- >The cakes have some sort of party to cater for
- >Mrs. Cake comes running out the front door, Pinkie close behind her, carrying a bag
- >Mrs. "Come on honey we're going to miss the train!"
- >Mr. Cake helps her into the cart, Pinkie places the bag next Mrs. Cake
- >Mr. "Pinkie, your in charge while we're gone."
- >Pinkie salutes
- >PP "Yes sir!"
- >Mr. "Anon, don't let her throw any wild parties"
- >You salute to him
- "Aye sir"
- >Mrs. "Come on deary"
- >Mr. "Yes sugar plum. Come on boys let's get moving"
- >The two stallions begin to pull the cart away
- >Once the cart is out of sight Pinkie turns to you
- >PP "Sooooo, when you said, no wild parties"
- >You shrug
- "I lied."
- >You promised Pinkie that you would help her out with Gummy's birthday
- >RD "Pinkie, you throw the best parties!"
- >Pinkie pulls you into a half-hug thing
- >PP "Well, I couldn't do it without Nonny."
- "Oh stop, you're making me blush"
- >Sarcasm bitches
- >The night's been going pretty well, you've left the girls alone mostly
- >When you have been around, Fluttershy gets really close
- >She's hard to talk to
- >Gummy keeps biting you
- >You're waiting for you're chance to-
- >TS "Pinkie, you're out of cookies"
- >Bingo
- >PP "Oh, I'll go get more!"
- >In a pink flash she grabs the tray and runs downstairs
- >You turn to the group of friends
- "Girls, Pinkie's birthday is tommorrow!"
- >AJ "Yeah, we have this little party planned."
- >RD "Didn't we tell you about this already?"
- "Yeah, I was just wondering what I should get her"
- >Rarity spit-takes
- >R "You haven't got her anything?"
- "No, I don't know what to get her...."
- >FS "If I were her I would (mumble)"
- >Thanks Flutterbutt
- >TS "She likes parties. But we're already doing that..."
- >You take a sip of punch.
- >You're frusterated. You can't get you're best friend something for her birthday.
- >You may be helping with the party, but that's not personal enough.....
- >Wait, personal party?
- >Pinkie runs up the stairs
- >With no cookies
- >She looks worried
- >PP "Anon, come here."
- "Okay"
- >You walk over to Pinkie
- >She wispers into your ear
- >PP "The cakes get back in an hour!"
- >Now you spit take
- "AN HOUR?"
- >CODE RED, WE GOTTA CODE RED, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
- >The cakes trained you for several weeks on how to quickly clean up a party
- >you got really good at it
- >Pinkie politly walks her friends out
- >She's really good at acting like nothing is wrong
- >You're frantically trying to clean up
- >Once her friends are taken care of, she runs up to help you
- >With your combined efforts, you make it appear as though no party ever happend
- >5 minutes left to spare
- >You and Pinkie are resting on the floor
- >Gummy is sitting next to Pinkie
- >PP "This was fun"
- "Yeah, we should totally do this again"
- >PP "Yeah.... Again"
- >Pinkie has too much energy after these parties
- >You pat Pinkie on the back
- "Tell the cakes I said hi, I'm going home"
- >Pinkie walks to the front door with you
- >PP "Bye Nonny, see you tommorrow!"
- >Day 58 in Equestria
- >You arrive to work in uniform
- >Your uniform being an apron
- >Mr. "Ah Anon good, can you take counter duty? The misses and I are working on Pinkie's cake right now!"
- "Speaking of Pinkie, were is she?"
- >Mr. "Don't know, she ran out the door today saying something about 'Gummy's second Birthday'"
- >Silly Pinkie
- >You take Mr. Cake's place behind the counter as you wait for customer's to arrive
- >It's a while before your first customer arrives
- >The first customer is....
- "Pinkie?"
- >She looks as though it was raining outside
- >She also looks a little darker
- >PP "It's Pinkamena! Get my name right for once!"
- >You've never heard Pinkie angry
- "Whoa, sorry. You never seemed to mind before"
- >PP "Shut up!"
- >She runs upstairs
- >You hear a slam
- >You should probably go see what's wrong
- >You head upstairs to Pinkie's room
- >You reach for the handle
- >Locked
- "Pinkie, er sorry. Pinkamena, you okay?"
- >"I'm just fine Anon"
- >She sounds back to normal
- >You should probably let her cool off.
- >You head back to the counter were you find Applejack
- >AJ "You ready?"
- "Sure one sec."
- >You stick your head into the kitchen
- "I'm heading off to help set up the Party, see you tommorrow Boss!"
- "A second Birthday for Gummy?"
- >R "I know! It's like she doesn't know what today is"
- >Well, she can be a little forgetfull
- >You are currently in Applejack's barn, helping set up the party
- >Party streemers, music, cake, snacks
- >Pinkie should be getting here soon.
- >She finally shows up after Rainbowdash pulled her all the way there
- >*Events of Party Of One unfold*
- >Pinkie is walking with you to your house
- >It's a little chilly out
- >"Sorry I yelled at you Nonny."
- "It's fine Pinkamena"
- >"Pinkie. Please, Pinkamena sounds waaaaaaay too fancy"
- "Glad to have you back Pinkie"
- >You arrive at your house
- >"Why are you making me come with you to your place anyways?"
- "Well, you have a lot of energy after parties. Sooooo"
- >You open your front door, revealing a rather.... Poorly set up.... Party
- >Ok, here's the deal
- >There are a few balloons, streemers, and a pink cupcake with a candle on it
- >You may have a job but that doesn't mean you are rich
- "It's nothing like your friends party, but I had to do something."
- >Pinkie just stand there and looks at it.
- >She starts trembling
- "Pinkie, you ok?"
- >She burst out into a mixture of crying and laughing
- >Oh god you broke her
- "Oh god Pinkie I'm sorry"
- >Pinkie then jumps on you
- >She give you the mother of all hugs
- >You feel your ribcage being crushed
- >"Nonny, it's perfect"
- End Chapter 1
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