- >You wipe the sweat from your brow as you store the last of your shipment into the barn.
 - >Applejack had a mandate.
 - >You were allowed to get off work early if you finished off the northwest field.
 - >Of course she would tell you this on Nightmare Night, an event that you’ve been looking forward to.
 - >It’s been a long while since you’ve had to use your camo and it’s about time that it got a reboot.
 - >You head back inside, peeling off you armor as you walk in, the muddy pieces are in need of a good cleaning.
 - >The hose out back is suitable for the task.
 - >But first things first, shower and food.
 - >As you turn the faucet Applejack calls for you, “Anon? That you?”
 - “The one and only!”
 - >”You got that section done yet?”
 - “Yep. Just put them all in the barn.”
 - >”Come find me when you’re done with that there shower. I need your help.”
 - “No problem, I’m just finishing up.”
 - >You finish quickly and dry yourself off, picking up your freshly washed garment off the bed.
 - >Stepping out into the hall you knock on Applejack’s door, “Come in. Gosh darnit…”
 - >Spools of what look like medical wrap litter the floor and all wrapped up in the middle is a tied up Applejack.
 - >She tries to force a laugh, and all you can do is shake your head.
 - “Looks like you really could use some help.”
 - >”Ya could say that.”
 - >You shut the door as the tries to untangle herself.
 - “So, what exactly are you doing?”
 - >”Trying to… git this costume…” she grunts further wrapping herself up.
 - “Don’t even think about going down to Ponyville. The doc said no unnecessary trotting.”
 - >”Well my doctor ain’t here now is he? Besides, I’ve been getting better.”
 - “Be that as it may, you know I can’t have you hurting your leg again.”
 - >”I know. That’s why you’re gonna watch after me.”
 - “Calling in that second favor?”
 - >”Nnope. I just know you’re gonna.”
 - “That’s quite the assumption.”
 - >”Am I wrong?”
 - “…”
 - >For a farmhand she’s one insightful little minx.
 - >She knows just which buttons to press.
 - >You sigh and approach her.
 - “You’re doing this all wrong by the way.”
 - >You strip away the bandages revealing her toned legs, the muscles tensing when you accidently brush your hand against them.
 - >She steps out of the mess one by one until you reach her cast.
 - >Your hesitation is unmistakable.
 - >”I said I forgive ya. You can let it go.”
 - “Were it so easy…”
 - >You finish up your work, effectively freeing her of her constraints.
 - >Applejack stretches her legs, “Phew, much obliged partner.”
 - “Don’t mention it. Seriously, don’t. I don’t need that kind of rep.”
 - >She chuckles and promises not to tell a soul, “Mind helping me get back into costume?”
 - “You’re just a glutton for punishment now aren’t you?”
 - >”Is that a no?”
 - “I hate you,” you joke.
 - >”Love ya.”
 - >You roll your eyes and take a nearby roll and begin wrapping at her hoof.
 - >You work your way up, the bandage sculpting to her leg comfortably.
 - >”Ya know,” she remarks as you get further up her leg, “This is the first time I’ve seen ya without your armor.”
 - >The grey suit you’d long hidden now stands prominently out in the open, and only when she brings it up do you feel truly naked.
 - “Crap. I forgot to put it on, give me on-“
 - >She rests a hoof on your shoulder, “Ah don’t mind the sight.”
 - >Well, if it’s ok with her… You guess it isn’t that bad.
 - >Her eyes feast upon your skintight suit which leaves little to the imagination, “Ya might be a seven.”
 - “Not everyone can appreciate my great looks,” you boast jokingly.
 - >You finish up the leg and begin wrapping her rear, Applejack getting antsy.
 - “Hold still or I’ll have to hold you down and do it, and I’m not into BDSM.”
 - >”What?”
 - “Nothing, just stop moving.”
 - >Her breaths slow as you reach her upper body, her chest rising and falling in rhythm with your own.
 - >This… this is…
 - >Different, yet, strangely familiar.
 - >”Why’d ya stop?”
 - “It- it’s nothing. Just thinking is all.”
 - >She buys your excuse and you finish wrapping her torso and other legs, taking care not to make it too tight.
 - >You take a step back and view the mummified p0ny and rub your chin in contemplation.
 - “Something’s not right… It’s missing something.”
 - >Before she can respond you plop her cowboy hat right back on her head.
 - “It’s just not the same without it.”
 - >”Thanks partner, now how about you? Need any help?”
 - “Nah, the white sheet over the body is too childish. I’m just going in my armor.”
 - >“Well that ain’t very festive of ya.”
 - “Oho, but that’s what you think.”
 - >”Well yeah, it kinda is.”
 - >You ignore her statement and ask if she can move around fine.
 - >She wobbles around, getting used to the wrappings before sounding the all clear.
 - “Good. I can’t tell you how much I hate shoddy workmanship.”
 - >She thanks you again for your help and heads downstairs while you get your armor on.
 - >You join her out by the barn even going so far as to help her board the wagon because you’re just an upstanding gentlemen.
 - >Naww, you’re still a dick.
 - >You just haven’t shown it much lately.
 - >Now if you can get loose today…
 - >Applebloom and Granny Smith are already on, the pair dressed up as a duo of witches, Granny snoring away.
 - >Big Mac’s dressed up as… what the hell is he supposed to be? He’s got on a top hat along with a black cape with a white skull apple thing.
 - “Should I bother asking?”
 - >”Nnope.”
 - >With Big Mac by your side pulling the wagon you walk into Ponyville, the town bustling with activity.
 - >The little ones scamper about with their parents, everyone dressed up for the holiday.
 - >It’s a welcome sight to see so many people just happy for once.
 - >The town’s been decorated as well adding to the dark yet cheerful night.
 - >The p0nyfolk’ve set up a variety of games and the cheers of the contestants don’t hurt your ears as they once would.
 - “And you would’ve had me bucking apples all night. The gall…”
 - >”I wasn’t gonna make you miss out so quit your jabbering.”
 - >Mac stops the cart and you help everyone out.
 - >Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle come running along, and before you can make a comment they’ve snagged Apple Bloom and disappear into the crowd.
 - >”Let her go Anon,” Granny Smith says wobbling over to you, “Those young rascals can take care of themselves.”
 - “Yes ma’am.”
 - >You and Applejack get over to one of the gaming stalls, a game where you toss spiders onto some web.
 - >”Want to give it a shot?”
 - “I’m good thanks,” you say giving another p0ny a shot, “I don’t want to set the bar too high.”
 - >You watch as the contestants have their fun, giving a sigh as you grow bored.
 - >”Ya don’t have to just stay here ya know.”
 - “I know, but I know you just can’t be without my company.”
 - >”Don’t make me smack you. Go on and have some fun.”
 - “You sure?”
 - >”O’ course, it’s what Nightmare Night’s all about.”
 - “Applejack,” you say switching on camo like an old suit, “You have no idea what beast you just unleashed.”
 - >”Don’t get into too much trouble.”
 - “I will.”
 - >You wave your hand in front of her until it becomes apparent that she can’t see you.
 - >Good you’d hate for her to have to hit you. *flick*
 - >”Anon!” she hollers as you giggle off into the crowd. Twas but a taste.
 - >What manner of shenanigans shall you pull?
 - >You don’t have time to contemplate on this pressing issue when you spot a familiar unicorn.
 - >You sneak up by her side and lean against a wall as she chats with her lizard.
 - “How goes it Detective Sparkle?” you ask nonchalantly observing your fingers.
 - >Twilight gasps at your sudden appearance, making your day a little better already, “Do you make it a habit of stalking people?”
 - >You give her a knowing gaze.
 - “An irony in that statement?”
 - >”And what do I owe the pleasure of your visit?” she avoids the question.
 - “I don’t know. Thinking of exactly how I want to fuck with the p0nies. When I saw you I lost my train of thought.”
 - >”Really?”
 - “It’s kind of like watching a train wreck, you know you shouldn’t stare but you can’t help it.”
 - >“Charming.”
 - >You sigh as you are content with watching the p0nies in the time being.
 - >They go about their business but you find yourself staring more at Applejack’s stand than the others.
 - >This doesn’t go unnoticed however.
 - >”I figured you were one for the rough and tough. I couldn’t see you with somep0ny like Rarity.”
 - >Speaking of, Rarity just happens to be passing by and flashes you with her seductive eyes.
 - >You shiver before realizing exactly what Twilight’s implying.
 - “Really? We’re two different species you’re just imagining things.”
 - >”Am I though? You’re showing symptoms remarkably similar to that I read about in-“
 - “A book and what did I tell you about reading?”
 - >”I don’t need a book to tell me that you have feelings for her. So, am I wrong?”
 - >Applejack sees you and waves, you doing so in turn.
 - “If you tell a soul-“
 - >”I won’t… for the right price.”
 - “I won’t slit your throat.”
 - >”Deal.”
 - >Of course, Twilight’s company only lasts for so long.
 - “Well, I better get going. Children to terrorize and such.”
 - >”Don’t let me keep you.”
 - >You spot a prospective target and stealth your way over to her and her entourage.
 - >The p0ny squees as the door swings open and takes her share of candy.
 - >She won’t know what hit her.
 - >You grab the pink menace by the tail, the squawking loudly as she flails about, everyp0ny shrieking at the sight of the floating p0ny.
 - “SURRENDER YOUR CANDY TO THE NIGHTMARE GHOST!”
 - >You thought she was freaking out before, but when you mentioned the candy she went haywire.
 - >A hoof hits your hand and you lose your grip as the slippery p0ny shakes free.
 - >”Everyp0ny run! It’s the Ghost of Nightmare Past!”
 - >The crowds go into an uproar as the p0ny incites a panic.
 - >Only Pinkie.
 - >You follow the group as they try to escape, but there are no brakes on the rape train.
 - >And when there’s delicious treats to be had you can’t resist.
 - >You grab one of the younger colts and drag him squealing away down an alley.
 - >”We can’t help him,” Pinkie yelps. “He’s been decandified!”
 - >The group grieves at the loss of their friend, but not before fleeing the scene.
 - >The colts screams are muffled as you force a sucker into his mouth and snag his stash of goods.
 - >Pinkie takes a breather by the town square as her group tries to reorganize.
 - >”Everyone check your candy, we can’t have him sneaking up on us.”
 - >If only she knew, you kneel beside another disguised p0ny.
 - “Return the candy, or suffer my curse.”
 - >She goes wide-eyed, the mare shaking like a leaf.
 - >”Keep it together,” Pinkie says unaware of your presence.
 - “I MAKE IT RAIN!!!”
 - >You grab the mare and twirl her in the air as her candy goes everywhere.
 - “You can run my little p0nies, but you cannot hide.”
 - >This goes on as you take them down one-by-one like some sort of candy serial killer.
 - >”P0nies fall back now!”
 - >You rest on the rooftop and watch Pinkie hold together the last of her group together.
 - >Damn this bag is getting heavy.
 - >You’re not sure how much longer you can jack their sweets.
 - >”Is there any sign of him?” Pinkie asks one of her underlings as they creep under you.
 - >”Negative Pinkie, I think we lost him.”
 - >You perch yourself in lunging position as they begin to calm back down.
 - “Not yet.”
 - >You tackle Pinkie Pie before she can get away, the real prize in this little chase.
 - >”RUN! It’s too late for me!”
 - >They don’t have to be told twice, practically pissing themselves as they escape your wrath.
 - >When she’s sure they’re gone Pinkie goes still and smiles, “That was fun. We have to do this again Anon.”
 - >You come out of cloak, your ruse ruined.
 - “How did you know it was me?”
 - >”Silly, everyp0ny knows there’s no Nightmare Ghost.”
 - >She knew it was you from moment one. Every time you open your mouth…
 - “Then… why’d you play the part when you knew it was me?”
 - >She pops back up and adjusts her beak, “’Cause it was fun. Wanna go again?”
 - “Not really, you kind of threw off my groove. Damn, I really thought I had you scared.”
 - >”If you want I can pretend I didn’t know it was you.”
 - “It’s alright. It’s just not the same.”
 - >A bolt of lightning flashes across the sky along with a blast of thunder, a silhoute cast upon the earth.
 - >”I HAVE RETURNED! MUAHAHAHA!”
 - >You stare upwards into the sky where a Pegasus drawn chariot rests and a creature as black as night in tow.
 - >Her piercing eyes are only complemented by the slick wings and starry mane on her back.
 - “And just who might that be? Pinkie?”
 - >You turn to find Pinkie shrieking off down the street.
 - >The chariot swoops down overhead, the fiendish mare bellowing into the sky.
 - >You try to ask another p0ny, but he’s too busy hollering for everyp0ny to hide.
 - >In fact everyp0ny seems to be running off in every which-a-way.
 - “Seriously who the hell is that?”
 - >Well since no one else is going to answer you…
 - “Twilight, who is that- loud Pegasus unicorn thing in the chariot?”
 - >She drops down the patio ceiling stunned that you found her out.
 - >”How did you-“
 - “You’re always there, but seriously.”
 - >She dusts herself off and readjusts her hat, “Her? That’s Princess Luna and she’s an Alicorn.”
 - “And it’s general practice to flee from your ruler here?”
 - >She explains how this entire celebration is based around her past persona, Nightmare Moon.
 - “If everyone is afraid of her, why would she go around looking like that?”
 - >”Because sometimes being scared is fun.”
 - “…”
 - >”…”
 - “That’s retarded.”
 - >”Halt!” the princess’s voice commands from behind you, “Who art thou?”
 - >So fucking loud…
 - >You turn to look at her, her body changed slightly.
 - >Her appearance is far less menacing than when you first saw her, but that voice is still there.
 - >”Princess,” she bows, “It’s great to see you again.”
 - >”For me as well Twilight Sparkle, but I ask again, who is this…”
 - >Twilight eyes you, eyes darting to the ground signaling to bow.
 - >You look back to Luna and extend a hand.
 - “Name’s Anon, nice to meet ya.”
 - >”Charmed,” she shakes your hand.
 - >Shaking hands with a princess, you figured it’d be a bit more climactic.
 - >Ah well, what’re you gonna do.
 - >”He’s taller than you reported.”
 - “I ate my veggies as a- What?”
 - >Twilight looks away from your gaze.
 - >”Didn’t Twilight tell you? She reports directly to my sister. She has been… watching you.”
 - “I wasn’t able to tell,” you joke earning a blush from Twilight.
 - >So she had the inside scoop with the Princess and she didn’t even share it with you. Shame.
 - >”Twilight, I wish for us to chat in private.”
 - >”Of course Princess, Anon…”
 - >You wave it off and walk off down the street and leave them to their business.
 - >You didn’t want to listen to what they had to say anyway.
 - >Finding your way back to the cart you plop yourself on the back and stretch your arms.
 - >Meh, you had your fun for a while.
 - >You’re just not having the fun you thought you’d had.
 - >But at least you managed to score a metric shit ton of candy.
 - >You open up your bag of loot one second and the next its gone, a faint snickering hanging on the wind.
 - >You’re going to fucking kill Dash.
 - >It’s a lost cause though. The Corps issued you a rifle, not wings.
 - >But you’ll have your revenge, there’s no doubt about that.
 - >The screaming finally dies down after what feels like an eternity.
 - >You might have permanent hearing impairment after that session.
 - >Gwah! Why are you bored?! This is fucking p0ny Halloween!
 - >You should be out having fun, but no, you’re sitting in this cart bored to tears.
 - >Well, not tears. Spartans never cry, we’ve just got something in our eye.
 - >Maybe this is how things are going to be.
 - >Could your life just be going stale? That doesn’t seem right.
 - “Infinity,” you say on the comm.
 - >What are you doing Anon?
 - “I- I’m thinking bout staying a little longer...”
 - >You shut off the comm, an intense sense of relief forming inside.
 - >You’d rather have a boring stale life than the same thing but you’ll probably die because of it.
 - >Plus, you’ve got something here now. It’s not much, but you can call it your own.
 - >”Ready to go Sugarcube?”
 - >And she happens to have an accent.
 - “Not quite. Just taking a load off. How about yourself?”
 - >”Me? Ah just got relieved. There ain’t no way I’m leaving yet.”
 - >You look back over to the game station, Luna and Twilight playing, the princess shouting something about fun and doubles.
 - >”I was ‘bout to check out the haunted house.”
 - “Sounds like fun.”
 - >She shifts her hooves, “Ah was wondering if you’d like to come with me.”
 - >You chuckle at her nervousness.
 - “The tough Applejack scared to go alone?”
 - >She seriouses the fuck up, ”Ah can take care of myself thank ya.”
 - >You raise your hands and jump off the cart.
 - “I kid AJ, I kid. I know you’re not scared of nothing. Just poking fun is all.”
 - >She raises her head almost defiantly, “So you joining me or are you gonna just keep poking?”
 - “Of course I’d like to go with you. You shouldn’t have to ask.”
 - >You slip off your helmet and take in the night’s air.
 - “So which way’s the house?”
 - >She points her head and the two of you head on over, your helmet attached by the hip.
 - >”So I heard you’re staying.”
 - >You eye the mare curiously, “Ya know I don’t like eavesdropping.”
 - “Yeah well. If they haven’t answered me so far, I don’t they deserve this hunk of man meat.”
 - >She chuckles before continuing, “It didn’t sound like they were the ones ya were trying to convince.”
 - “I don’t need anymore convincing. I’ve got everything I could need right here. A place to live, a job, friends…”
 - >”And family?”
 - >You sport a grin and run your fingers through her mane.
 - “Well I’ve got the Apples for that don’t I?”
 - >”Ya certainly do.”
 - >You open the door for her and she steps through, Twilight finally turning to look at you.
 - >Her jaw hits the floor to see you without your helmet and scrambles for a note pad.
 - >Silly egghead.
 - >You and Applejack emerge a half hour later, Applejack clutched to your side laughing her flank off.
 - >She struggles to breath and you find yourself giggling as well.
 - >”Ah- Ah think they were- More scared of you than you were of them.”
 - >You waft the air about your nose.
 - “I didn’t expect them to be that scared though.”
 - >She barely has the strength to keep herself standing when you bring it up.
 - >You pick up the mare and place her back atop your shoulder.
 - “Gah, you’ve picked up some weight after this long. You’re gonna break my shoulder.”
 - >”I don’t need weight to do that.”
 - >You chuckle and place her back on the cart.
 - “Need I remind you the first time you attacked me? It didn’t end too well for you if I recall.”
 - >”Is that a challenge?”
 - “And just what if it is?”
 - >She growls playfully as the others start packing things in.
 - “You all done for the night?”
 - >Applebloom starts talking a mile a minute, but judging by the candy she’s stored you can understand why.
 - >Granny Smith says something ‘bout today’s young whipper snappers and Big Mac just nods.
 - >”Good ol’ fashioned fun for all,” Applejack hollers as the crowds begin to dissipate.
 - “Well let’s not waste anymore time. Applebloom’s got school in the morning and Mac and I have to keep up the field work.”
 - >”Eeyup.”
 - >You help the family aboard and trek back to the barn.
 - >”Night Anon!” Applebloom yells still on her sugar high as she heads back in the house.
 - >Mac helps Granny indoors as well.
 - “Come on Applejack, time to get some shut eye.”
 - >”You never answer my question,” she replies much to your confusion.
 - “What question?”
 - >”Challenge accepted.”
 - >Oh no she-
 - >Before you can protest the mare tackles you full force and you lose your balance, falling back into the hay.
 - “Dangit Applejack. I gotta go to bed.”
 - >”Five more minutes,” she says trying to pin you down. Well if she wants a fight.
 - “That means I’ve got five minutes to make you my personal tickle slave.”
 - >Terror fills her eyes, “Oh no! You ain’t gonna- Ah haha hehehahaha!”
 - >You flip her onto her back and set your fingers loose upon her ticklish skin.
 - “Give up? Huh? I can do this all day.”
 - >”N-never! Ahaha,” she cries. “Ooh Anon my leg…”
 - >You stop at the mere mention of it, Applejack cradling it in her other hoof.
 - “I’m sorry Applejack I just got-“
 - >No, not that smile.
 - >She pulls you down by the arm and sits squarely on your chest.
 - >”And I win again.”
 - “You cheated,” you argue lying on your back.
 - >”Meh I improvised.”
 - >You shake your head as she lies down on you.
 - >”You’d make a good bed ya know.”
 - >Her mane sits next to your head, the fragrance of cinnamon apples and shampoo filling your nose.
 - “Applejack, I have to work in the morning.”
 - >She yawns but stays where she is.
 - >It’s not that you mind the smell, but she’s acting pretty- pretty.
 - “AJ…”
 - >”Five more minutes.”
 - >You sigh reaching your hand up and stroking her mane as she lies atop you.
 - >She hums, the beat of her heart echoing down through your armor.
 - >This is nice…
 - “Five more minutes.”
 - >Today was… Today was a day.
 

