- >”Oh my little ponies. How great it is to see you again.”
- >Discord whizzes into the sky, his presence corrupting the very landscape.
- >”I had almost forgotten how boring Equestria had gotten in my absence.”
- >He plucks a cloud out of the sky, biting off a chunk.
- >”This won’t do at all.” *snap*
- >The cloud turns a vibrant pink, Discord taking another bite.
- >”Delicious!”
- >You slowly regain control of your body, Discord unable to command you.
- >You look back, the mane 6 equipping the Elements of Harmony.
- >This is all your fault, no pony should have to pay for your mistakes.
- “Celestia,” you call, walking back to the group, “I’m sorry I…”
- >”Discord’s will is strong, do not feel ashamed.”
- >Her words do little to comfort you.
- >She puts a hoof on your shoulder.
- >”We will stop him Anon. Are you ready my ponies?”
- >”Ready,” your friends exclaim.
- >The mane 6 begin to levitate, channeling the power of the elements.
- >Your gaze turns back to Discord, who’s carelessly helping himself to his candy clouds.
- “Get him girls,” you manage to mutter.
- >He’ll pay for all he’s done.
- >A wave of energy erupts behind you, temporarily knocking you off balance.
- >You never knew how powerful the Elements were.
- >A colossal- rainbow? A rainbow soars above you, speeding towards Discord, who remains still, unbothered by this threat.
- >His arrogance knows no bounds.
- >Stupid bastard.
- >Mere seconds from impact, Discord looks directly at you, grinning.
- >Why is he-
- >*snap*
- >A brilliant light scorches across the sky, forcing you to avert your gaze.
- >Did we get him?
- >You looks back to the sky, Discord’s work undone.
- >The clouds have returned to their original color, the sky shining once more.
- >The cheers from the mane 6 allow you to relax.
- >Whatever he tried, failed.
- >Celestia trots toward you, the mane 6 in tow.
- >”Is it over Anon?”
- >Her words puzzle you, along with your friends.
- “How the hell should I know? They’re your elements.”
- >Shouldn’t…
- >A chill runs down your spine.
- >Discord was supposed to turn to stone.
- >But there was no Discord…
- >”Tada!”
- >”Why the long faces?” letting out another boisterous laugh.
- >”You get it? Long, face!” You can hear him smacking his knee.
- >You honestly can’t believe he used that… lame…
- >”No takers? That’s fine,” his voice circling us, “you’ll come around.”
- >Twilight speaks up, “It doesn’t matter how hard you try, we’ll stop you Discord, one way or another.”
- >I’m gonna find ya, I’m gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha…
- >Stop screwing around Anon. Nice one though.
- >”Another?” Discord questions. “I didn’t know you had so many options.”
- >Another laugh, “Face it Twilight Sparkle, those petty elements are the your only chance, but you can’t stop what you can’t see.”
- >As much as you hate to admit it, he has you by the balls.
- >Discord easily dodged that first attack, your chances of hitting him with the elements now that you can’t even see him, are negligible.
- >Besides, you don’t know how many times they can use them without having to recharge.
- >He’s thought this through, you can tell.
- >”Lucky for you, I’m feeling rather generous.”
- >”What do you mean ‘generous’?” Rainbow Dash stepping up to the plate.
- >”I mean that I’d rather not wait for you tire yourselves out trying to find me, so instead…”
- >”I’d like to play a little game.”
- >”Oh! I love games!” Pinkie Pie shouts, completely lost in current events.
- >”That’s the spirit, you game girls?”
- >You all eye each other, silently agreeing to play.
- >Not like you have a choice.
- >”We’ll go along Discord,” Celestia nods, “On the condition that you don’t hinder my little ponies.”
- >”You are in no place to make demands,” his voice irate, “though I will allow it.”
- >”Then we agree.”
- >”Stupendous, now let’s go over the guidelines.”
- >Fuck, he’s serious? This guy is batshit crazy, practically throwing away an easy win.
- >”The game is fairly simple, all you have to do is make it to the highest tower, where I will be waiting alone.”
- >Simple enough.
- >”But…” You knew it was too easy. “All of you have to make it to the tower, Anon and Celestia included, or else the game is over.”
- >That’s not so bad, Celestia can just-
- >”And no cheating, you have to go by hoof. Same as last time.”
- >Fuck…
- >”So… let the games begin.”
- >Aggghhhhhhhhhh!
- >You fall to your knees, clutching your skull trying to relieve the pain.
- >Your head feels like its being shredded apart. It’s like every part of your brain is trying to flee.
- >Celestia runs over to you, “Anon what’s wrong?”
- >It feels like someone replaced their dick with a cactus and is giving you the skull fuck of your life.
- >”He’s fine Celestia,” Discord reassures her, “Nothing he hasn’t dealt with before.”
- >”You said you wouldn’t harm us, play by the rules!”
- >You tell him princess…
- >”If I recall my dear Celestia, your condition only extended to ‘your little ponies.’ Be lucky you are of no interest to me.”
- >”Anon on the other hand…”
- >You can feel him sifting through your thoughts, his claws pulling your mind asunder.
- >”This one looks interesting… How marvelous…”
- >Get your grubby hands out of my head!
- >OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT!
- >The pain dulls, your mind recovering.
- >”I believe that’s enough.”
- >Rainbow Dash rushes to your aid, catching you before you collapse.
- >”W-what did you do to Anon!?” she screams.
- >Another smug laugh envelopes our group.
- >”You should be more concerned about what I took… Now, don’t keep me waiting.”
- >*snap*
- >And with that Discord was gone.
- >You rise to your feet, body still shaken by Discord.
- >Most of the pain has subsided, but you can still feel the effects of his mind tap.
- >”What did he mean by take Anon?” Twilight asks you.
- “No idea,” wiping off a bead of sweat, “I was a bit preoccupied if you didn’t notice.”
- >Your words sting, anger seeping into your voice.
- >Rainbow steps in, “Anon…” her voice calming you.
- ”Sorry, Twilight.”
- >You take a step towards the castle.
- “I don’t know what Discord did, but I’m not going to let this little stunt stop me.”
- >Celestia and your friends fall behind you, listening intently.
- “When I first came here, I was just an outsider… a freak, and I was treated as such.”
- “I never let my anger control me until I came here. I had no other emotions to feel at the time.”
- “Discord sensed this weakness, using it to make me inflict harm on those around me.”
- >You wake down the line, your eyes on each of them.
- “But not now. Now, I have felt things I never have before, and it’s thanks to you.”
- “To Celestia, for giving me a second chance at life.”
- “To Pinkie Pie, for showing me that things can always turn around.”
- “To Applejack, for giving me a helping hand.”
- “To Rarity, for extending her to me her generosity.”
- “To Fluttershy, for making me feel welcomed in a new world.”
- “To Twilight Sparkle, for guiding me through the trials ahead.”
- “And to Rainbow Dash,” you stop at her, resting your hand on her mane.
- “For looking past the flesh, and accepting me in her heart.”
- >Tears swell in her eyes, but she forces them down.
- >We can’t let our emotions control us, now more than ever.
- “You all have given me so much, but I have yet to return the favor.”
- >You move back to the center, looking intently at the castle ahead.
- “Here, now! This is my chance to right all the wrongs I have done.”
- >You turn back to the ponies, fucks being given to the max.
- “And I promise you all here today, I will not rest until Discord is no more!”
- “So, shall we pay our host a visit?”
- >The ponies nod, trotting behind you as you enter the castle.
- >The also time you were here you ended up unconscious and broken, maybe you’ll have a change of luck.
- >Right now you’re taking the lead, walking aimlessly around.
- >You have no idea why they’re just following you.
- “Princess, what’s the fastest route to the tower? I’m not very acquainted with the layout of this place.”
- >”That way,” she points her hoof to a corridor at the end of the hall, “That path will take us straight to the tower.”
- >You nod, working your way down the hall.
- >It suddenly hits you that there aren’t any guards.
- “Umm, princess?”
- >”Yes Anon.”
- “I was just wondering… where did all the guards go? I mean, when I first came here this place was packed with them.”
- >A hoof covers your mouth, shutting you up.
- >”Shhh.”
- >You look down the hall, seeing a shadowy figure up ahead.
- >You can’t get a clear look at, but you can tell it’s a p0ny, bits of its armor glowing blue.
- >Celestia removes her hoof, pressing herself up against the wall, the rest of us do the same.
- >Whoever that is, Celestia doesn’t know him.
- >Probably just a lost guard.
- >You ignore your instincts, walking up to the figure.
- “Hey, you lost?”
- >The figure jolts his gaze to you, his eyes shining neon blue.
- >The fuck?
- >Anon, you fucked up.
- >The figure steps into the light, revealing itself.
- >Rarity lets out a feeble gasp.
- >This p0ny might have been a guard at one point, but now it’s just different.
- >You feel like you should know what this thing is, but you can’t-
- >"Greehhaaaaa!"
- >Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
- >The creature charges you, knocking you on your back.
- >It raises its hooves to pound you into the floor, ending your journey before it begins.
- >Applejack comes to your rescue, bucking it away from you.
- >The creature comes back unfazed, barely giving you enough time to get back on your feet.
- >Damn this thing is tenacious.
- >You dive underneath it, grabbing the neck and forcing it into the ground with a sickening snap.
- >A gift of Discord you presume.
- >You make your way off the floor to observe whatever this thing is.
- >This thing has no mane to speak of, or any hair for that matter.
- >Several pipes seem to protrude from its hide.
- >Its skin is shredded, more blue light emanating from under it.
- >Metallic plates can be found on its exterior, granting protection from physical attack.
- >It’s like a hybrid of a p0ny and machi-
- >You step back, confused by this thing.
- >”What in Equestria is this thing?
- “It- I think it’s a husk.”
- >”It’s a what now?” Pinkie spurts out.
- “I’m probably wrong, but it looks like a husk, a p0ny husk at least.”
- >”And what exactly is that?” Celestia asks worriedly.
- “Well, it is kind of like a zombie, but any organic matter is replaced with synthetic material. It’s not possible though, it isn’t even real.”
- >”But how do you know what it is?
- “I don’t, I just remember it being in a game… I… played...”
- >”Anon?”
- >How could you have been so blind?
- ”This is what Discord meant by take.”
- >”What did he mean?” Twilight says.
- “It means he took the darkest things I know from my past and brought them here.”
- >”Well, it can’t be that bad sugarcube, this is probably as dark as it gets.”
- >She doesn’t even know…
- >You look at Celestia and Twilight who appears to share your concern.
- >Of course they know, they’ve seen your past.
- “I’m afraid not, on my world, this is just comic relief when compared to the things we’ve imagined.”
- “There are far worst things he could have brought, many of which could’ve destroyed us in an instant.”
- >Fluttershy lets out a little squeak, “We should keep moving, I mean, if that’s alright with everyone.”
- >How does she remain so cute in the worst of time?
- >”She’s right,” Rainbow proclaims, “the sooner we make it to that tower the better.”
- “Alright, we don’t know what else he brought here so let’s take positions.”
- >You raise your voice, directing the ponies like you would a platoon of soldiers.
- “Applejack and Dash, I want you two guarding our flanks,” heh flanks, “Rarity will give you guys magical support.
- >”Roger that.” They reply.
- “Pinkie and Fluttershy, you’ll be in the center. Pinkie, I want that party cannon of yours fixed and ready to assist where needed, and Fluttershy…
- >What the hell can Fluttershy do? She’s doesn’t seem very capable…
- >”She can use that stare thing she does!” Pinkie yells.
- “Stare thing?”
- >”Yes,” Twilight explains, “She’s able to kind of paralyze things she looks at.”
- >Fluttershy looks down, shaking like a leaf.
- “Fluttershy,” you push the hair out of her eyes, “I need you to be strong for your friends and I. Everyone needs to do their part, will you?”
- >Fluttershy picks up her head, confidence restored, “Yes.”
- “Thank you Fluttershy, I need you to ‘stare’ anything that gets too close to Pinkie.”
- “Princess Celestia, Twilight and I will take the lead, but be ready to help if things head south.”
- >The ponies take position, good job Anon: The P0ny General.
- “Let’s move out.”
- >You keep making your way down the hall, picking off small groups of Husks along the way.
- >”One more left, and we can take the stairs straight up to the tower.”
- >You hold up your hand, signaling the group to stop.
- >A murmur echoes down the hall.
- “I’ll check it out.”
- >You shield your mind, always prepared for another Discord mind tap.
- >The murmur grows louder as you approach, easing to the edge of the hall.
- >You peek around the corner, making sure you remain undetected.
- >The hall is filled to the brim by a horde of husks.
- >There must be at least fifty, sixty at most, and they’re blocking access to the tower.
- >Just your luck, so close yet so far. You pick out some figures towering above the crowd, humanoid in appearance.
- >They’re clad in black armor, probably too thick to penetrate without some heavy magic.
- >Each carries a different weapon, each massive in size. You can see an axe, sword and what you think might be a halberd.
- >Its hard to pinpoint where they’re from, though they’re obviously from something you’ve played.
- >You look closer at their armor, noticing a few texture problems.
- >It’s not black, just… burnt…
- >Fucking Black Knights.
- >You head back to the group, bringing the bad news.
- “This path’s a no go, we need a different route.”
- >”What’s down there?” Celestia inquires.
- “You don’t want to know.”
- >”I believe I speak for everyone when I say that if there’s something down there, we need to know what it is.”
- >The rest of the group agrees.
- >She has a point, leaving them in the dark will only hurt you in the long run.
- “Alright, we’ve got a metric fuck ton of husks, along with a small group of Black Knights.”
- >”Which are…”
- >You’re going to have to explain what each of these things is aren’t you?
- >Yep.
- “The black knights are… well knights in black armor. They’re one of the hardest enemies to fight; they’re fast, strong, tough and overall annoying to deal with.”
- >”Any weaknesses?”
- “If memory serves, the best way to kill them was to backstab them, but that would mean separating myself from the group, so that’s out.
- >”And magic?”
- “That could work; someone could keep them in place while the rest beat him down.”
- >Too bad you couldn’t do that in Dark Souls…
- “Even still, we have to find a way around, this route is too risky.”
- >Celestia nods, “Follow me.”
- >She turns back the way we came.
- >It’s going to be one of those days isn’t it?
- >Celestia leads you through a labyrinth of corridors, each almost the same as the other.
- >How anyone navigates this place is a mystery.
- >You come across a four-way split, your group standing in the center.
- >The halls grow darker and darker; you can almost feel the void upon you.
- “Which way princess?”
- >She twirls around, looking down each path.
- >Oh fuck, she better not be doing what I think she’s doing.
- “Celestia whi-“
- >*shling*
- >A battle axe clashes into the floor before you.
- >Fuck that was close.
- >You turn, the knight raising his axe into the air, several blue lights surrounding you.
- “Ambush!”
- >The knight swings again, barely missing your head.
- >Husks throw themselves at the group, each p0ny fighting back to back.
- >You kick the knight in the chest, giving the group some breathing room.
- >”Fluttershy behind you!”
- >*squee*
- >The husk freezes, allowing Pinkie to pointblank cannon his face in two.
- >”Celestia watch your left.”
- >You see a duo of husks tossed through the air.
- >Everything is going better than expected.
- >Wait, aren’t you forgetting something?
- >You look just in time to dodge another axe.
- >Crap baskets!
- >You focus, using your magic to pull the knight down.
- >The knight only appears to slow down.
- >Fuck this guy really is strong.
- >The other ponies are too busy handling the husks to help.
- >Time to solo this guy… Just like old times.
- >You release your grip on him, his momentum causing him to stagger.
- >You leap up, swirling behind the behemoth and knocking the axe out of his hands.
- >Try as you might you can’t remove his helmet to choke him out.
- >Lucky bastard.
- >The knight lumbers forward, knocking out the remaining husks.
- >He’s heading right towards Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
- “Girls watch out!”
- >The knight takes a swing at Applejack, fighting against your pull.
- >Rainbow Dash swoops in, knocking AJ out of the way only to take the blow herself.
- >Rainbow yelps in pain, crashing to the floor.
- >Oh no you fucking didn’t!
- >Anger seeps from your very pores.
- “No one. Hurts. My. Dash!
- >You raise your fist, imbued with your chaotic rage.
- “NO ONE!”
- >With all your might, your fist pierces the knight’s helmet.
- >His skull breaking just as easy as the armor.
- >The knight dissipates, dropping you on your feet.
- >You rush over to Dash, Fluttershy tending to her injury.
- “How is she Fluttershy?”
- >”She’ll be fine, but she won’t be able to fly for some time.”
- >”Like buck I won’t. This is nothing.”
- >Dash begins to spread her wings, about to take flight.
- >You grasp her, hindering any further movement.
- “I’m not letting you hurt yourself trying to be tough.”
- >”I’m fine,” she argues.
- “No Dash, you’re not.”
- >You, along with Rainbow Dash get back on your feet.
- “But we still need you. Give the wing a rest…”
- >You give her a tiny kiss behind the ear, cheering her up.
- “We’re moving out.”
- >We once again follow Celestia’s lead, moving from hallway to hallway.
- >Celestia brings the group to a large pair of doors leading to another chamber.
- >A strange aroma fills your nostrils as you enter.
- >It reminds you of some food you had back home.
- >You shake your head, probably just another trick by Discord, desperate to force you back.
- >The room itself is quite impressive.
- >Ornate pillars are scattered throughout, making the room feel a bit cluttered.
- >Art is proudly displayed, a golden manticore being the center attraction.
- >A large window granting view to your final destination.
- >The group gathers, each taking a look at the imminent future.
- >”So there it is…”
- >*drip*
- >You turn around, the p0nies resting to chat amongst themselves.
- >*drip*
- >The smell is back, bolder than before.
- >You make your way towards the noise.
- >*drip*
- >Oregano?
- >You take another sniff, absorbing the aroma.
- >By now you’re back in the center of the room.
- >*drip*
- >You look down, a small red pile at your feet.
- >Dabbing your finger in the substance you give it a taste.
- >Tomato sauce?
- >You slowly raise your head, taking in the sight.
- >A scrabbled mass floating above you.
- >His noodly appendage outstretched…

