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Gentoo

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>Be Anon
>You just recently gave up on Winnie and her constant background running of HEAT.EXE
>Having fed system32 to Recycle Bin pony, with hardly a tear stinging your eyes, you were on the market looking for a new browser.
>You're strolling through town keeping the kinky little foal left behind from your mind, focused on the future.
>At last, after sifting through all of Winnie's relatives wondering where she'd went, you stumbled upon another section of the market.
>Linux distros were being downloaded by hoards of people, and you didn't want to stand in a line for a new OS.
>Fedora was busting meme jokes everywhere and only had a couple of people buying.
>Suddenly you hear a sharp hiss.
>"Pssssst! Mister! Psssssssst!"
>A dark gray pegasus with a scruffy lavender mane is sitting down propping up a piece of poster board written on in the color of her mane in large letters:
>DOWNLOAD GENTOO TODAY
>Closer examination revealed there to be fine print beneath as you walked closer:
>...Please?
>Glancing around at the rest of the much more popular distro ponies downloading like hotcakes sell, you put a little thought into it.
>At last, you give an exasperated sigh.
"I'll install you..."
>She looks up with excited green eyes, a wide white-toothed grin spread wide across her face.
"...Under one condition, Gentoo."
>Her grin falls and her eyes go sulky.
>"Aww man, what d'you want me to do? Be your slave? I am NOT doing that shit, I don't care if I am programmed to respect freedoms."
>You shake your head, chuckling.
>There are too many people around here, and the alleys here are probably lined with indie programs and creeps worse than you.
>You'll have to download her if you're going to get what you're looking for.
>Not wanting to waste time with a demo version of her, you agree to download.
>Once you've gone and incorporated the OS into your computer, you look back and see the same dark-coated green eyed pegasus from the market.
>She rambles off with a blank, obviously pre-installed voice and speech.
>You hardly pay attention at all, stifling a yawn as not to hurt her feelings.
>At last she breaks from her induced trance and coughs a little bit into the crease of her arm.
>Surprisingly, it must have taken quite a bit from her to run that speech through.
>Doesn't take her long to recover her breath and voice.
>"All right, with all that aside, just remember unlike any Windows OS you've ever owned, none of them will respect your freedoms like me!"
>She looks smug and puts a hoof to her chest, closing her eyes and putting her chin up.
>You pat her mane and she opens her eyes, wings unfurling defensively as she flinches away.
>"Alright, I know there's a catch to this. You mentioned it before you downloaded me."
>You nod, and sit down in your computer chair.
"Yeah, there is. And you'll find out what it is -- it'll be coming at you soon."
>She rolls her eyes, flopping on your bed and lying on her back, haunches up in a bike position, wings spread beneath her.
>"So what's first? Hey, I also never did catch your name. I hope you've realized mine by now."
"Anonymous, but call me Anon.
>She flops down her hind legs and turns her head to look at you.
>"So, you downloaded me with nothing at all, yet a promised condition... Does this mean you'll throw me to the Recycle Bin If you don't like me afterward?"
>You grit your teeth, ignoring those impatient green eyes.
"Look, I'll give it to you later tonight. Keep hounding me and you'll get it so much harder."
>She snorts and scoots up your bed, resting her head on your pillow.
>"Fine, fine. Do you have anything to do right now?"
>You nod and turn to your screen, getting busy downloading a browser and a couple files you'll need.
>At last you finish, and turn back to her.
"Gentoo, go ahead and rest. I've just got one more thing to find, but you don't have to be awake for me to find it, don't worry."
>She nods gratefully and falls quickly into sleep, curling up in the middle of your bed with her tail wrapped around her and wings folded tight.
>Ignoring how fucking adorable she is when asleep, you begin to sift through the system files.
"Come on... Where the Hell's that .exe?"
>You mutter crossly to yourself.
>At last, you come across it and glance back at her snoozing, stifling a weakly evil chuckle under your breath.
>HEAT.EXE.
>You keep your mouse poised to run it, and stand up, gently prodding her to wake her up.
>Her ears twitch and she gradually, reluctantly raises her head.
"Come on Gentoo, time to see if you're going to the Recycle Bin or not."
>Trying to start up, she stares up at you, crossing her arms.
>"Uuuh... Huh. What does this involve?"
>You turn around and double click the file.
>Nothing happens on-screen, but Gentoo goes ridgid like a shorting out bot before reanimating.
>"Anon, what the Hell did you run?"
>She manages to snap before it goes into full effect.
"Oh, you'll see my dear Gentoo. Here, how about a little help getting the program warmed up? It takes a little while and little pushes wouldn't kill it..."
>You wrap your arms loosely around her and before she can push you away, you've leaned forward.
>She goes limp with shock in your grasp, stopping the struggle as your lips lock.
>"Mmnf...'
>She murmurs, wings twitching with the obvious stifling of a wingboner.
>At last she pushes you away, having run out of breath.
>You begin to massage her tense wings, trying to get her to stop stifling the display of opened wings.
>At last she has her *pomf,* and you're almost hit right in the face with those wings.
>She blushes deeply through her gray fur, and you circle back around to her front.
>You begin to undo your pants and suit, but don't take them off just yet.
>"..A-Anon you motherfucking tease.."
"I know."
>You pin her down lightly to your bed, locking eyes.
>She mock struggles against you, too weak to make any difference
>You chuckle softly, and kiss her briefly before pulling away, getting off of her.
>It doesn't take you long to strip away your already undone clothes.
>She shudders as your head brushes by her.
>You're already semi-hard by now, and HEAT.EXE has already booted up all the way.
>Your tip is marinated in her juices coating her entrance.
>She lets out a small gasp as you teasingly press against her, never quite breaking into her warm, damp folds.
>"A-Anon... I know I was programmed to be a respecter of freedoms, but this is getting frustrating..."
"Just like trying to install you, Gentoo."
>You mutter, breaking off an angry protest she's opened her mouth for.
>Swiftly, as her maw is half-closed now, you pull her into the beginnings of a kiss.
>As she relaxes her frown you press your pelvis forward, breaking her entrance.
>You feel her tense and see her pupils dialate as her eyes fly open at the sudden volt of pain.
>She gives a muffled cry into your kiss, vibrating in your throat and over your tongue.
>HEAT.EXE only warmed her up, now she's truly horny and wetter than if you had not run the program.
>You feed more of your erection into her, inch by inch before pulling back out, leaving just your head in.
>This time you don't hold back, and plunge half of it into her, inducing another yelp, repeating until you've completely engulfed yourself in her folds.
>She's really tight, and you have to fight not to be squeezed out.
"Relax."
>You tell her after breaking the kiss, both of you in need of air.
>The compression around your dick lets up a little, but returns in no time.
>Can't blame her for attempting, right?
>You pull your naturally lubricated dick back and forth slowly.
>Gradually your thrusting picks up speed dramatically.
>At one point she stops being a half-lifeless moaning ragdoll and wraps her hooves around your back, sliding her arms down.
>After a moment, you feel yourself tense as her hooves close around your ass, groping you hard but not to the point of extreme pain.
"G-Gentoo...."
>She giggles softly, hardly audible.
>Her soft hooves dig just between your cheeks, brushing your hole.
>Your muscles tense and you gnaw your lip.
>Thrusting harder into her, feeling your orgasm build up.
>Balls slapping against her warm plot, skin against fur sending a current of tingles through you everytime you collide.
>Her walls are close to your length as you force yourself in and out, waiting for that infamous twitch.
>You haven't thought about the fact that you're doing this to gauge whether you'd keep her as an OS or not.
>On one last thrust, winding up hard, as you pound into her hard you release your sticky white load.
>It sprays deep into her, warm and milky.
>The force of your orgasm sends her into her own, the mingling of your juices marinating your cock.
>Reluctantly pulling out, sweat dotting your brow, she pants hard and stares at you.
>"A-Anon..."
"Don't... Mention it."
>"Fine, be s-snappy.. I was just going to say, about that deal you made... Are you going to keep me?"
>You look up and curse under your breath, having completely forgotten.
>Telling her you need a moment, you go clean up and put away your dick, putting your clothes back on.
>You thought about it, about the session you'd just had with her.
>Emerging back into the bedroom, where she's having difficulties with keeping the mixed cums in her flopped on her back, she looks up and perks her ears.
>"...So, you've had your minute."
"Not just because you were such a pain in the ass to install, but because you're an okay OS. I'll keep you."
>Her eyes light up, wings fluttering.
>"Yes! Not another frustrated demo user!"
>You pat her mane and sigh.
"I'd clean yourself up down south if I were you, though. Try to go empty yourself out in the tub or something will you?"
>She nods and streaks off down the stairs, headed for where she thinks it is.
>You smile after your freedom-respecting new OS, left wondering how to wash the semen and mare juices from your sheets.

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>Be Anon
>You just recently gave up on Winnie and her constant background running of HEAT.EXE
>Having fed system32 to Recycle Bin pony, with hardly a tear stinging your eyes, you were on the market looking for a new browser.
>You're strolling through town keeping the kinky little foal left behind from your mind, focused on the future.
>At last, after sifting through all of Winnie's relatives wondering where she'd went, you stumbled upon another section of the market.
>Linux distros were being downloaded by hoards of people, and you didn't want to stand in a line for a new OS.
>Fedora was busting meme jokes everywhere and only had a couple of people buying.
>Suddenly you hear a sharp hiss.
>"Pssssst! Mister! Psssssssst!"
>A dark gray pegasus with a scruffy lavender mane is sitting down propping up a piece of poster board written on in the color of her mane in large letters: 
>DOWNLOAD GENTOO TODAY
>Closer examination revealed there to be fine print beneath as you walked closer:
>...Please?
>Glancing around at the rest of the much more popular distro ponies downloading like hotcakes sell, you put a little thought into it.
>At last, you give an exasperated sigh.
"I'll install you..."
>She looks up with excited green eyes, a wide white-toothed grin spread wide across her face.
"...Under one condition, Gentoo."
>Her grin falls and her eyes go sulky.
>"Aww man, what d'you want me to do? Be your slave? I am NOT doing that shit, I don't care if I am programmed to respect freedoms."
>You shake your head, chuckling.
>There are too many people around here, and the alleys here are probably lined with indie programs and creeps worse than you.
>You'll have to download her if you're going to get what you're looking for.
>Not wanting to waste time with a demo version of her, you agree to download.
>Once you've gone and incorporated the OS into your computer, you look back and see the same dark-coated green eyed pegasus from the market.
>She rambles off with a blank, obviously pre-installed voice and speech.
>You hardly pay attention at all, stifling a yawn as not to hurt her feelings.
>At last she breaks from her induced trance and coughs a little bit into the crease of her arm.
>Surprisingly, it must have taken quite a bit from her to run that speech through.
>Doesn't take her long to recover her breath and voice.
>"All right, with all that aside, just remember unlike any Windows OS you've ever owned, none of them will respect your freedoms like me!"
>She looks smug and puts a hoof to her chest, closing her eyes and putting her chin up.
>You pat her mane and she opens her eyes, wings unfurling defensively as she flinches away.
>"Alright, I know there's a catch to this. You mentioned it before you downloaded me."
>You nod, and sit down in your computer chair.
"Yeah, there is. And you'll find out what it is -- it'll be coming at you soon."
>She rolls her eyes, flopping on your bed and lying on her back, haunches up in a bike position, wings spread beneath her.
>"So what's first? Hey, I also never did catch your name. I hope you've realized mine by now."
"Anonymous, but call me Anon.
>She flops down her hind legs and turns her head to look at you.
>"So, you downloaded me with nothing at all, yet a promised condition... Does this mean you'll throw me to the Recycle Bin If you don't like me afterward?"
>You grit your teeth, ignoring those impatient green eyes.
"Look, I'll give it to you later tonight. Keep hounding me and you'll get it so much harder."
>She snorts and scoots up your bed, resting her head on your pillow.
>"Fine, fine. Do you have anything to do right now?"
>You nod and turn to your screen, getting busy downloading a browser and a couple files you'll need.
>At last you finish, and turn back to her. 
"Gentoo, go ahead and rest. I've just got one more thing to find, but you don't have to be awake for me to find it, don't worry."
>She nods gratefully and falls quickly into sleep, curling up in the middle of your bed with her tail wrapped around her and wings folded tight.
>Ignoring how fucking adorable she is when asleep, you begin to sift through the system files.
"Come on... Where the Hell's that .exe?"
>You mutter crossly to yourself.
>At last, you come across it and glance back at her snoozing, stifling a weakly evil chuckle under your breath.
>HEAT.EXE.
>You keep your mouse poised to run it, and stand up, gently prodding her to wake her up.
>Her ears twitch and she gradually, reluctantly raises her head.
"Come on Gentoo, time to see if you're going to the Recycle Bin or not."
>Trying to start up, she stares up at you, crossing her arms.
>"Uuuh... Huh. What does this involve?"
>You turn around and double click the file.
>Nothing happens on-screen, but Gentoo goes ridgid like a shorting out bot before reanimating.
>"Anon, what the Hell did you run?"
>She manages to snap before it goes into full effect.
"Oh, you'll see my dear Gentoo. Here, how about a little help getting the program warmed up? It takes a little while and little pushes wouldn't kill it..."
>You wrap your arms loosely around her and before she can push you away, you've leaned forward.
>She goes limp with shock in your grasp, stopping the struggle as your lips lock.
>"Mmnf...'
>She murmurs, wings twitching with the obvious stifling of a wingboner.
>At last she pushes you away, having run out of breath.
>You begin to massage her tense wings, trying to get her to stop stifling the display of opened wings.
>At last she has her *pomf,* and you're almost hit right in the face with those wings.
>She blushes deeply through her gray fur, and you circle back around to her front.
>You begin to undo your pants and suit, but don't take them off just yet.
>"..A-Anon you motherfucking tease.."
"I know."
>You pin her down lightly to your bed, locking eyes.
>She mock struggles against you, too weak to make any difference
>You chuckle softly, and kiss her briefly before pulling away, getting off of her.
>It doesn't take you long to strip away your already undone clothes.
>She shudders as your head brushes by her.
>You're already semi-hard by now, and HEAT.EXE has already booted up all the way.
>Your tip is marinated in her juices coating her entrance.
>She lets out a small gasp as you teasingly press against her, never quite breaking into her warm, damp folds.
>"A-Anon... I know I was programmed to be a respecter of freedoms, but this is getting frustrating..."
"Just like trying to install you, Gentoo."
>You mutter, breaking off an angry protest she's opened her mouth for. 
>Swiftly, as her maw is half-closed now, you pull her into the beginnings of a kiss.
>As she relaxes her frown you press your pelvis forward, breaking her entrance.
>You feel her tense and see her pupils dialate as her eyes fly open at the sudden volt of pain.
>She gives a muffled cry into your kiss, vibrating in your throat and over your tongue.
>HEAT.EXE only warmed her up, now she's truly horny and wetter than if you had not run the program.
>You feed more of your erection into her, inch by inch before pulling back out, leaving just your head in.
>This time you don't hold back, and plunge half of it into her, inducing another yelp, repeating until you've completely engulfed yourself in her folds.
>She's really tight, and you have to fight not to be squeezed out. 
"Relax."
>You tell her after breaking the kiss, both of you in need of air.
>The compression around your dick lets up a little, but returns in no time.
>Can't blame her for attempting, right?
>You pull your naturally lubricated dick back and forth slowly.
>Gradually your thrusting picks up speed dramatically.
>At one point she stops being a half-lifeless moaning ragdoll and wraps her hooves around your back, sliding her arms down.
>After a moment, you feel yourself tense as her hooves close around your ass, groping you hard but not to the point of extreme pain.
"G-Gentoo...."
>She giggles softly, hardly audible.
>Her soft hooves dig just between your cheeks, brushing your hole.
>Your muscles tense and you gnaw your lip.
>Thrusting harder into her, feeling your orgasm build up.
>Balls slapping against her warm plot, skin against fur sending a current of tingles through you everytime you collide.
>Her walls are close to your length as you force yourself in and out, waiting for that infamous twitch.
>You haven't thought about the fact that you're doing this to gauge whether you'd keep her as an OS or not.
>On one last thrust, winding up hard, as you pound into her hard you release your sticky white load.
>It sprays deep into her, warm and milky. 
>The force of your orgasm sends her into her own, the mingling of your juices marinating your cock.
>Reluctantly pulling out, sweat dotting your brow, she pants hard and stares at you.
>"A-Anon..."
"Don't... Mention it."
>"Fine, be s-snappy.. I was just going to say, about that deal you made... Are you going to keep me?"
>You look up and curse under your breath, having completely forgotten. 
>Telling her you need a moment, you go clean up and put away your dick, putting your clothes back on.
>You thought about it, about the session you'd just had with her.
>Emerging back into the bedroom, where she's having difficulties with keeping the mixed cums in her flopped on her back, she looks up and perks her ears.
>"...So, you've had your minute."
"Not just because you were such a pain in the ass to install, but because you're an okay OS. I'll keep you."
>Her eyes light up, wings fluttering.
>"Yes! Not another frustrated demo user!"
>You pat her mane and sigh. 
"I'd clean yourself up down south if I were you, though. Try to go empty yourself out in the tub or something will you?"
>She nods and streaks off down the stairs, headed for where she thinks it is.
>You smile after your freedom-respecting new OS, left wondering how to wash the semen and mare juices from your sheets.

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