Title:           Maud Oedipus Pt. 1
Author:          BanjoApple
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First Edit:      Sunday 22nd of June 2014 09:22:15 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 22nd of June 2014 09:22:15 AM CDT

>Be Anon
>For some unknown reason, your transition to Equestria involved you being reincarnated as Maud Pie's child
>While you found it strange that she didn't question having a fully human child, you chalked it up to her seemingly being indifferent to everything.
>What you didn't know is that she actually considered you special, although she was aware of how different you were.
>Today was the day Maud was taking you to Ponyville to meet her sister, Pinkie Pie.
>You didn't much like the rock farm yourself, everything was bland and you didn't share the same enthusiasm for rocks and boulders as your Mother, despite how much she tried to sway your opinion.
>"Come on, Anon." She said flatly, beckoning you over to the gate. "It's time to go."
>"Okay Mom." You replied, standing up and walking to the fence to take your place by her side.
>What you didn't count on, was a stone being placed along the footpath in front of you.
>You probably should have, they were fucking everywhere.
>"Woa--" You started, before your jaw was smashed into the hard ground ahead of you, the world and Maud falling out of view.
>"Oh no." Maud said, approaching you with her usual speed of not very fast.
>"Are you okay?" She said, with a sort of mumble.
>Holding back tears you nodded. You may have come into Equestria as a child, but you knew that you were a fucking man and had to act like one.
>You rub your face, feeling a slight bump on your lower jaw and cheek. That'll bruise for sure.
>"Well then. I'm glad." Maud said, her back turned to you. You figured she was getting impatient.
 
>It was a while before you reached the rolling hills of outer Ponyville, you noticed the sun had sunk pretty low in the sky.
>No doubt you would both have to stay here the night, since the path back was dangerous after the sun had gone down.
>"Will we be able to stay at...Ponkies house?" You asked.
>Your memory wasn't as great as it was when you were on Earth, but to be fair you had been reborn into an entirely different life, who could blame you?
>"Pinkie. Yes." Maud corrected you, nodding slowly. "I'm sure we can."
>Before long you were in the main sort of street of Ponyville, the smell of freshly baked goods wafting through the air. The glow of magic street lights flickering into life startled you, but you smiled briefly at how much you'd forgotten about the big cities and stuff from back on. Maybe it was a good thing.
>"It's that one...It certainly looks like it." Maud said to nobody in particular, making a beeline for a large and odd looking house/shop. The place looked good enough to eat.
>Maud opened the door with a creak, yellow light flooded the grass path outside, the smell of all sorts of treats and cakes magnified by tenfold almost causing you to drool.
>"Maud?!" Came an enthusiastic voice from inside, causing you to flinch. You hoped not all Ponyville ponies were this loud.
 
>"Hi Pinkie." Maud said, nudging you inside with her hoof. "I don't know if you know it yet...but this is my son."
>A pair of bright blue eyes scanned you for a moment, getting wider by the second.
>The pony you assumed was Pinkie's jaw dropped, then she squealed in what you also assumed was excitement
>"Maud, congratulations! He's so...so cute!" She squealed.
>You moved behind Maud, your hand tightly gripping her frock. Being isolated from...charismatic ponies had dulled your social skills and made you slightly intimidated.
>"Thank you Pinkie. I think he is kind of shy." Your Mother spoke as bluntly as always. You loved the way she spoke, for the record, It was predictable and comforting.
>This Pinkie pony on the other hand.
 
>Some catching up later, you found yourself on a bed in a recently renovated room at Sugarcube Corner with Maud. Everyone else had gone to sleep, and it was just you awake.
>"M-Mom..." You whispered, tightening your embrace slightly.
>You had your head rested on her chest, hearing her breathing and heartbeat thud softly in your ear and filling your head.
>Maud exhaled, opening her eyes. Was she angry?
>"I was dreaming about rocks." She mumbled softly. "What is it, Anon?"
>"I was wondering if I could...have some of that stuff." You asked.
>She looked away momentarily and exhaled again, then looked back at you.
>"You're getting too old for my milk." She answered.
>She pulled up her frock anyway, exposing her soft crotchboobs. You heard her talking about them to someone, who said they should have stopped producing that stuff already. You're glad they haven't.
>You moved into position, laying your head between her spread legs to put your lips around one of her nipples. She shuddered softly and pressed a hoof on your head as you began to drink.
>Her breasts smelt like the familiar musk of her sweat, amplified by your journey today, a scent you could never tire of or be disgusted by. There was something else, too, but you couldn't put your finger on it.
>Your peeing place began to stiffen and throb, much to your annoyance. It happened occasionally but it was easy enough to manage.
>You wondered if ponies your age got it too, and recalled something like this happening in your previous life.
>As much as you tried to remember, you got nothing.
 
>"Oh, uh, sorry!" a thick accent apologizes as you pick yourself up.
>The voice belongs to an orange earth pony with a blonde mane and tail. A very messy blonde mane and tail, by the looks of it. Her hat covers her face as she gathers herself, before she pulls it up into place on her mane again.
>"It's okay, It was my fault." You say, standing around awkwardly.
>She stares strangely at you for a second, then speaks.
>"What kinda critter are you?" She asks, before righting herself. "I'm sorry, that was mighty rude of me."
>You shrug, as a human you expect to hear that question a lot today. You don't like using the word "human" though, It feels strange since you were born from a pony.
>"I dunno...my name's Anon." You respond. "What's yours?"
>"The name's Applejack. You seem kinda lost, are you new around Ponyville?" She smiles, tipping her hat slightly with her front hoof.
>"No. I'm here with my Mom. We're visiting Ponkie Poe."
>She chuckles, then speaks again. "Ya mean Pinkie Pie?"
>"Yeah, her." You reply, kicking yourself internally for getting the name wrong again.
>"Well, any friend of Pinkie is a friend of mine. " Applejack says, dusting herself off.
>"You mean ponies can be friends too?" You ask, puzzled. You thought only rocks could be friends.
>"Sure they can, haven't ya ever made a friend before?" Applejack gives you a weird look. She knows a lot.
"Only rocks." You shrug again. "But they're like...pets, too."
>You wonder why Applejack keeps giving you these strange looks. It's like she's never heard this before. You wonder if her Mom ever taught her this stuff.