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fluffbeard

By: BallsOfFluff on May 6th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.90 KB  |  hits: 636  |  expires: Never
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  1. >fluffy pony is sleeping>/b/ tells you to cum on his face
  2. >you go to the bathroom to fetch lube
  3. >fluffy pony wakes up while you're in the bathroom
  4. >fluffy sees that your computer is on while wandering the dark halls babbling about it being "hungy"
  5. >"i'ma go unda compooter, jus like daddy!" it chirps
  6. >you come back to your computer, lube in hand
  7. >you see your fluffy pony is using your computer
  8. >you forgot to close /b/
  9. shit.png
  10. "maybe he didn't see anything"
  11. >something is different with your fluffy though.
  12. >apon further inspection more fluff has grown on fluffy pony, but only around his neck,
  13. >it's just staring at the screen with glazed eyes and a tired look
  14. >you've never seen a fluffy pony act like this
  15. "hey champ, good fluffys don't stay up past their bedtime, you should go back to bed"
  16. >he responds "an hewo noefag"
  17. >you inadvertently turned your fluffy into a /b/tard.
  18. >it drowns inexplicably