- >a friend of yours asks you to train his fluffy pony
- >you haven't had any training with them, but you taught a dog to smoke from a bong so that's something
- >cursory examination through the internet tells you about a quick and easy method of teaching a fluffy
- >retrieve switch on car battery and some alligator clamps
- >the little devil is babbling and trying to hug you
- >at least until you switch on the juice, then it just starts convulsing
- >its eyes dilate and the guide says this is where you implant the suggestions
- >however, the resistance of the fur causes it to catch fire
- >you start cursing in a panic, slapping at the flames with a rag
- >the clamps come off, along with the tips of fluffy's ears
- >after cleaning the wounds, you check the internet on what to do
- >you wait for three minutes, but fluffy pony is still off in la-la land
- >fluffy pony is a drooling, maimed vegetable
- >you've ruined it
- >you've ruined fluffy pony
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