Title:           You've ruined fluffy pony
Author:          BallsOfFluff
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First Edit:      Tuesday 8th of May 2012 06:02:40 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 8th of May 2012 06:02:40 PM CDT

>a friend of yours asks you to train his fluffy pony
>you haven't had any training with them, but you taught a dog to smoke from a bong so that's something
>cursory examination through the internet tells you about a quick and easy method of teaching a fluffy
>retrieve switch on car battery and some alligator clamps
>the little devil is babbling and trying to hug you
>at least until you switch on the juice, then it just starts convulsing
>its eyes dilate and the guide says this is where you implant the suggestions
>however, the resistance of the fur causes it to catch fire
>you start cursing in a panic, slapping at the flames with a rag
>the clamps come off, along with the tips of fluffy's ears
>after cleaning the wounds, you check the internet on what to do
>you wait for three minutes, but fluffy pony is still off in la-la land
>fluffy pony is a drooling, maimed vegetable
>you've ruined it
>you've ruined fluffy pony