- > You own the world's oldest fluffy pony
- > Seven years, eight months, and still alive
- > You had other fluffy ponies, but they kept dying in increasingly unlikely ways
- > With this one you decided to take special measures
- > Quadruple amputee
- > Strapped down to memory foam pillow so she can't wriggle away
- > Horn filed down so she can't set herself on fire
- > Fed via IV, so she can't choke on her food
- > Iron lung in case she stops breathing
- > Pacemaker keeps her heart beating
- > First thing every morning and when you get back from work, check on fluffy pony to make sure she's still alive
- > So far, she always has been
- > You can tell by the tears
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