Title:           Worst Researcher Ever
Author:          BallsOfFluff
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First Edit:      Sunday 22nd of April 2012 02:36:49 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 22nd of April 2012 02:36:49 AM CDT

>decide to study Fluffy Ponies in the wild
>Track down a herd of about 20 in the woods
>They never notice you
>You camouflage yourself with a post-it note reading "I'm not here."
>Odd though seeing as how fluffy ponies can't read.
>Anyways, on with your research.
>You are trying to discover how these retarded beasts manage to not drown themselves and get eaten by predators.
>The fact that they can remember to breath will be a study for another day.
>The predator problem seems to be simple enough.
>Fluffy ponies are so stupid they shit where they live and end up wallowing around in their filth.
>Even though they complain that it "No smeww pwetty" they never try to leave the area, not get it in their fluff, or even poop in one section.
>Fluffy ponies retardation actually saves them.
>What predator would eat a shit covered ball of hair?
>Most casualties seem to come from the fluffies trying to hug the occassional bear, cougar, or even large raccoon while covered in feces.
>They only kill the fluffy closest to them to get away from the smell and the rest run off.
>These fluffy ponies are truly a....
>One just pissed on your shoe.
>punt the little bastard
>Luckily it's a pegasus and none of them see through your disguise
>They just think the pegasus learned to fly.
>So your research project is now a disaster
>The fluffy you punted ended becoming the new leader of the group
>The entire herd wanted the "Fwy-y fweind" to rule instead of the "smawty fwiend"
>Maybe your actions haven't contaminated the group to-... wait. Where are they going?
>Oh shit
>The entire herd followed the pegasus
>He tried chasing off another herd from their territory
>the "other" herd was just reflections in a lake.
>there are no survivors
>You are the worst researcher ever