Title:           Winky the Racist Fluffy Pony
Author:          BallsOfFluff
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/HjVVW06A
First Edit:      Sunday 1st of July 2012 06:42:32 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 1st of July 2012 06:42:32 PM CDT

> be a black man taking a stroll through the ghetto
> on roller skates
> striding down the block so the hoes can catch your swag
> suddenly hear illegible babbling from nearby dumpster
> stop to investigate noise
> small, white colored fluffy pony staggers out from behind trash bags
> fucking feral fluffies
> since the population boom you cant walk five feet without bumping into their furry asses
> you see empty bottles of 40's littered in the alley way
> its fluff is scraggly and matted
> glazed look in its eyes
> this goin' be good
> "fwuffy waneeyuuhspecwalhuggyanfweelmehnutsakuuuuhhh", it mumbles incohernatly
> oh shit, this is one shit faced motherfucker
> wonder if owners are around, if any
"Hey little man, where your family at?"
> "fwuffy no wan hewp, ugwy poopie face"
> the fuck is it talking about?
> "go way meanie poopie face, fwuffy no wike neeguhs"
> wait. . .
>. . . .did he just?
> AW HELL NO
> slowly scoot closer
> "NO UGWY STAY WAY, BIG POOPIE HOOMAN HUWT FWUFFY, NO WAN NEEGUH MUNSTA", it shouts in a slurred manner
> it turns around, ass forward
> begins releasing an unrelenting dual stream of piss and shit
> simultaneously spinning it's tail clockwise like a boat propeller
> flinging slurries of fowl excrement in no decernable direction
> shit and piss coat your pimped out roller blades
> your newly bedazzled denim boy shorts are stained with fecal matter
> "fwuffy teach big stoopid neeguh big owie wesson, poopie face no twy steal fwuffy's twash howse eva' gain"
> aw shit nigga
> you fucked up now
> go home
> call ya boy Shifty
"Ay Shifty, some racist-ass fluffy just shit on my draws"
"Aight den, lets go fuck him up"
> Shifty picks me up on the side walk in his 1993 Toyota Saturn
> ride shotgun
> Shifty's crew from the East-side Crips sit in the back
> pull up to the dumpster and see the punk ass
> inebriated fluffy pony circling aimlessly through scattered trash
> babbling something about Puerto Ricans
> roll down the window
> Shifty and his crew do the same
> pull out my AK
"AY DRAINCLOG"
> fluffy pony snaps out of his haze and stares directly at me
"SOMEONE SHOULDA TAUGHT YO SORRY ASS BOUT' MULTICULTURALISM"
> fluffy pony sees gun barrels pointed in his direction
> diarrhea trickles down its leg
"WE LIVE IN THE AGE OF AQUARIUS BITCH NIGGA"
> start unloading on him
> bullets rip through his torso like swiss cheese
> sheer velocity of rounds pin the mangled mass of blood and fluff to the side of the metal dumpster
> any remaining solid body parts are eviscerated in the hail of gunfire
> clip empty
> blood caked to the sides of the alley way
> fluff scattered in the wind like discarded feathers
> pigeons and crack heads flock the scene and begin devouring strewn internal organs
> spit on mutilated carcass
"Let that be a warning to you"
> neighbors call police
> they show up 45 minutes late