- >Always wondered about the connection between fluffies and water
- >Decide to test the fluffy pony drowning theory
- >Walk up to your fluffy
- >It's rolling on the carpet
- >It stops and looks at you
- >"wook daddy! Fwuffy doin car,weel!"
- >No it's not
- >You remain serious
- "I'm sorry."
- >Fluffy tilts its head in confusment
- "Water."
- >Fluffy pony drops dead
- >Sirens suddenly blasting from outside
- >The siren lights shine through your window into the house
- >Your door is kicked open by a squad of fully armed SWAT members
- >"On the ground! Hands behind your head!"
- >Dispite the fact that you obeyed their orders, they still beat you with the butt of their guns till you are knocked out
- >Wake up hours later in an interrogation room
- >You're barely conscious, still banged up from the beating
- >2 Officers in suits walk in
- >One sits down accross from you and the other leans back against the door with his arms crossed
- "What's going on?"
- >They both glare at you
- >One of them proceeds to tell you that your fluffy pony was an under cover cop and you have been charged with murder in the first degree
- >"You're not getting a lawyer; you'll be lucky if you even get a trial" One of them says.
- >"Being a nigger probably won't help you either" the other says, they both laugh
- >A week passes, and you finally get your trial
- >You have been found guilty for the murder of a Law Enforcement Fluffy Pony
- >You are charged with 6hours of community service
- Fucking corrupt judicial system
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Undercover Fluffy Cop
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