- >"TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!" Tara Strong yells in the halls of her Southern California home.
- >A purple unicorn fluffy pony scampers in to her master.
- >"Sheswtia!" Twilight yelps.
- >Instead of the norm of "mommy", Tara went through hell teaching this fluffy pony to refer to her as Celestia.
- >Princess Celestia was the main goal, but Celestia works just as good.
- >"Wanna hug?" Tara asks, leaning down.
- >"YESH!" Twilight tries to respond.
- >But as soon as yes came out of her little mouth, Tara lunged at the pony.
- >Using only her hand covering Twilight's mouth , Tara begins to suffocate the pony
- >Twilight squirms and squeals in confusion, terror and pain.
- >Why was Princess Celestia doing this?
- >Tara quietly shushes the pony.
- >She leans down, whispering this into Twilight's ear.
- >"There.Can.Only.Be.ONE!"
- >SNAP!
- >The struggle is over.
- >Tara picks up the corpse and takes it into the kitchen.
- >She skins the pony, saving the fur in a designated cabinet.
- >She begins to prepare her dinner.
- >She puts the pony in the oven. She then cuts vegatables, pull out wine and sets the dinner table
- >DING!
- >She pulls out the pony.
- >Dinner is served!
- >After a few bites, Tara puts down her fork and knife.
- >"This....is...."
- >Tara is at a loss for words. All of the words in her vocabulary are not worthy to describe this meal!
- >"This is...."
- >"Twilightlicious!"
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Twilightlicious!
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