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By: BallsOfFluff on Jun 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.09 KB  |  hits: 512  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Walking home after a long day at work.
  2. >as you pass by an alley you hear the clatter of a trash-can falling to the ground and decide to investigate.
  3. >Moving into the Narrow alley you stumble upon a fluffy pony whom is now searching the refuse for any signs of food.
  4. >Judging by the collar around its fluffy neck  it's either a runaway or abandoned.
  5. >As you lift the can back up the fluffy finally notices you.
  6. >"Pwease gif nummies?" turning away from the small pile of garbage it was going through the fluffy hugs onto your leg shivering."fwuffie hungwy an cowd"
  7. >it sickens you to see situations like this.
  8. >shaking your head and picking up the fluffy whom begins to laugh with joy.
  9. >"Ya fwuffie haf nummies!" it practically screams.
  10. >His laughs become cries of confusion  as you toss him into the Garbage.
  11. >"What dadee do-" is all he gets out before you place the lid back onto the can and put a few nearby bricks on it to make sure it does not fall over again.
  12. >Walking back out of the alley you scowl and resume your walk home.
  13. >Why couldn't people put their trash in the cans and not besides them?