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Time to Clean the Car

By: BallsOfFluff on May 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.37 KB  |  hits: 717  |  expires: Never
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  1. >buy fluffy pony
  2. >love it for a few days
  3. >novelty wears off
  4. >forget about it
  5. >find it in its safe room covered in shit and piss
  6. >"feed fwuffeh? wan.... nummies.... skett...ies..."
  7. >shit, it's dying
  8. >oh well, might as well help it
  9. >tie it to hub cap on car
  10. >drive fast as fuck
  11. >mount the pavement slightly
  12. >fluffy gets ripped to shreds
  13. >time to clean the car
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