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Time of the Month

By: BallsOfFluff on Mar 24th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.63 KB  |  hits: 992  |  expires: Never
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  1. >'tis breeding season for the fluffy ponies
  2. >you don't have to worry much, you bought a girl fluffy pony
  3. >SO YOU THOUGHT
  4. >in the middle the night, your fluffy pony climbs on your chest
  5. >"WAN HUG!"
  6. >you stir, ready to fastball special her into out the door
  7. No fluffy pony, play in the morning
  8. >she starts scooting around on your chest
  9. >"NO WAN PWAY WAN HUG! NOW!"
  10. >she frantically starts waving her hindquarters in the air and mewling
  11. >you sit up
  12. >even in the gloom you can see that fluffy pony is presenting her tiny fluffy vag
  13. >throw fluffy pony out bedroom door
  14. >hug pillow over ears as she screams that she "WAN HUGS" the whole night