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Thunderstruck

By: BallsOfFluff on May 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.63 KB  |  hits: 686  |  expires: Never
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  1. >your fluffy pony forgets how to use one of its legs
  2. >just one, though - it ends up doing a sort of three-legged duckwalk around the house
  3. >...that's funny - it looks kinda like Angus Young.
  4. >play some AC/DC to see how he'll react to it
  5. >most fluffy ponies don't take well to loud sounds, but this one seems to enjoy it, happily bouncing across the room
  6. >he eventually remembers how to walk properly, but for some reason, he still duck-walks whenever AC/DC is playing, and you eventually teach him to do this on command.
  7. >you become quite popular at shows and parties with your fluffy pony's new trick (he even gets you laid a couple times!)
  8. >fluffy pony just thinks music is fun.
  9. >when an AC/DC tribute band comes through town, you decide to do something special for him, smuggling him into the show
  10. >when the music starts, you hold him over your head, "crowdsurfing" him
  11. >others around you join in, tossing him back and forth, higher and higher as he laughs joyously
  12. >he even ends up on the stage, and true to his instincts, struts across it for a few minutes, to thunderous roars of approval, before the singer tosses him back into the crowd.
  13. >just as fluffy pony leaves his hands, however, one of the amplifiers shorts out, and a bolt of electricity arcs through the air
  14. >fluffy pony hits the ground smoking and twitching
  15. >you snatch him up just before he's trampled by the crowd, and push your way out, a few of your new friends in tow
  16. >he looks up at you, smiling as he weakly holds his stubby little front legs over his head.
  17. >his last words are "Fwuffy been... tundastwuck!"
  18. >fluffy pony goes to rock in the great beyond, a smile on his face.