- >Be the sick fluffy abuser
- >Spiteful universe sends an invincible, immortal fluffy pony to taunt you
- >you cast it's body into a block of molten glass up to it's neck and hurl it off a boat over an oceanic subduction zone.
- >you live to the age of 93 before dying of natural causes because uploading is still too expensive for the common man.
- >Fluffy pony waits, alone for 30,000 years on the seafloor before being subducted into the earth's mantle.
- >800 million years later, it is spewed forth from a volcano on the pacific rim to an unrecognizable world devoid of human life
- >It witnesses the rise and fall of countless new animal and plant species, many of which attempted in vain to eat it.
- >after several billion years, the sun engulfs the earth, and fluffy pony bathes in nuclear fire, unscathed.
- >A few hundred million years later, the sun sheds it's outer layers and becomes a dwarf star.
- >Fluffy pony drifts alone through the cold blackness of space.
- >The stars blink out one by one. Over time, they stop being replaced by new ones.
- >after about 10^100 years, the universe has reached thermal equilibrium, save for fluffy pony
- >It is absolutely alone in the near perfect darkness of a dead universe.
- >All neutrons decay to protons and electrons.
- >All protons decay to positrons and pions
- >The pions decay to gamma rays and the positrons annihilate with electrons.
- >there is nothing left but fluffy pony, a broken husk of a creature.
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Through Eternity
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