- >You go by anon.
- >You like to think you have no face and no name.
- >The truth is your name is Oscar Peterson.
- >OP for short.
- >You lay down one night and are sucked through a worm hole and end up in a new world.
- >You look around and see that it is filled with fields and trees.
- >All of a sudden fluffy ponies start running up to you.
- >”New fwen?”, “Wan pway?”, “Yay, new fwen!”
- >They are running about hugging your legs and singing about their new friend.
- >You look to your Applejack tulpa, “What do I do about this?”
- >”Well pardner, I reckon you need to lucid dream over this one.”
- >She turns and winks at you.
- >You’ll be jacking off all over that imaginary ass later.
- >You set back back and lucid dream as fluffy ponies crawl over your body.
- >in your dream you are flying.
- >You see Rarity being viciously raped by the diamond dogs.
- >Each taking a turn while the others scratch her beautiful white fur drawing blood and staining her purity forever.
- >Then you see Big Macintosh with the cutie mark crusaders tied to a fence post beating them with salami.
- >He is singing “The Old Grey Mare” as he slowly smacks them over and over.
- >You wake yourself and look at your tulpa, “That didn’t help at all bitch!”
- >You get an idea, luckily you always carry a box of crayons on you.
- >You see a large white rock sticking up in one of the field and run over to it.
- >All the fluffies watch as you draw and color on the rock.
- >Whe you are finished you step back, all the fluffies gasp in awe.
- >”Wha dat?” One of them asks.
- >You have drawn a pony figure on the rock.
- >It has rainbow colored fur and a blue mane.
- >”This is Rainbow Quick, she is my OC. Do not steal!”
- >All the fluffies start to shake their heads, “No steew!”, “Fwuffy wike wainbo qui’”, Fwuffy weawwy wike her mane!”, “Wah steew?”
- >”This will be your new idol, but first.”
- >You grab one of the close fluffies and start to undo your pants, “Let me teach you what rape is.”
- >The fluffy watches as you lower her in front of you.
- >”Why wub pee pee pwace so fas? Pee pee pwace seem smaww. Waaagghhahhgg!
- >You blow your load in the poor fluffies face.
- >She goes limp in your hand.
- >The fluffy pony drowned.
- >You drop her and reach for another when a worm hole opens again under you taking you back home.
- >You realize where you are and run to the computer to talk about what happened on reddit.
- >But first you start to drop your pants again.
- >You look at your Applejack tulpa and say, “Turn around.”
- >A man must have priorities.
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