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The Lake: Part V

By: BallsOfFluff on Mar 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.81 KB  |  hits: 521  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Morning of day five.
  2. >You've spent most of the night trying to rationalize what you did.
  3. >Or rather, what you did not do.
  4. >The two unicorns would have died anyway.  The damage had been done.
  5. >Their stupid killed them.
  6. >You killed Snowflake.
  7. >You drag yourself outside to see how the remaining fluffies are doing.
  8. >It's raining again.
  9. >The two remaining pegasus fluffies don't care.  They're awake and toddling around the island.
  10. >”Where wingie fwiend go?”  “No hide no mo', pway new game wif wingie fwiends!” they say.
  11. >Big sigh.
  12. >The fluffies all survived the night, again.  You're beginning to think they're not quite as stupid as everyone says.
  13. >At least, in some ways.
  14. >You go back in and get your umbrella.
  15. >When you return to the deck, the rest of the fluffies have woken up.
  16. >They graze for breakfast, each one apologizing to the grass when they finish.
  17. >Then they join the pegasus fluffies.
  18. >They also look for the missing 'wingie fwiend'.
  19. >It seems their memories are beginning to improve.
  20. >Maybe they just notice when things vanish now.
  21. >You look over the island and come to a realization.
  22. >They're going to run out of grass soon.
  23. >If they'll graze from the other grove, they should be all right for a while.
  24. >You doubt they will.  Even the fluffies aren't dumb enough to eat where they shit.
  25. >You have a dilemma.
  26. >You could take them in, but you admit to yourself that you have neither the room nor patience for seven of them.
  27. >Hell, your temper couldn't even stand one.
  28. >You could try to catch them, put them back in the crate, and take them to the shelter.
  29. >But for all you know, the shelter is where they came from.  The news this morning even had a story about the rampant overcrowding of fluffy shelters.
  30. >You could buy them food, but then they'd get attached and try to follow you.
  31. >Or, you could let nature cull them.
  32. >Once their numbers dwindle, you could save the survivors.
  33. >You aren't sure you have the stomach for that any longer.
  34. >After Snowflake, the fluffies aren't just dumb little objects you're watching for amusement.
  35. >While you watch them play and hug each other, you decide the shelter option is probably the best one.
  36. >You'll take one when they nap, and see what the situation is down at the shelter.
  37. >If it's all right, you'll return and take the rest.
  38. >With that settled, you return to observing.
  39. >The ground is slippery with rainwater.  The fluffies' stunted hooves offer little grip.
  40. >They can't stop after they get up to speed, and constantly bump into tree trunks.
  41. >A chorus of ”Owwies!” and “Sowwy twee!” fills the air.
  42. >This goes on for at least an hour.  They never seem to get the idea that they have to walk slowly.
  43. >Suddenly, the orange earth fluffy slides off the edge of the sleeping grove and into the lake.
  44. >The water at this end is five feet deep.
  45. >”Hewp!  Hewp!  Wawa cold!  Wawa cold!” she shrieks.
  46. >This time, the other fluffies all rush over to the edge and look down.
  47. >“Wha we do?  Wawa bad fo' fwuffies!” the silver unicorn asks.
  48. >”Do sumfin'!  No mo' wan' fwiends go poofy-bye!” the green pegasus replies.
  49. >The disappearances of their friends actually got through to them.
  50. >My god.
  51. >You have no choice but to act.
  52. >By the time you reach the lake, the orange fluffy is barely treading water.  The rest see you and start jumping up and down.
  53. >”Hewp fwiend!  Wawa be mean to fwiend!” they yell.
  54. >A couple of the dimmer earth fluffies forget about the situation.
  55. >They shout for you to pick them.
  56. >You wade out, then swim to the drowning fluffy.
  57. >The water is freezing.
  58. >Quickly, you scoop up the soggy orange fluffy and take her to the formerly grassy strip.
  59. >The other fluffies mill around your feet, hugging your legs for all they're worth.
  60. >”You hewp fwuffy!”, “Hooman save fwiend!”, “Hooman fwiend!  We wuv you!”
  61. >And those two earth fluffies still want to get picked.
  62. >You feel like a goddamn hero.
  63. >”Fwuffy cold...” the orange one mewls.
  64. >It's still raining.  
  65. >You can't leave her out here.  Her fluff can no longer repel the excess water.
  66. >You take her in, wading back to shore.
  67. >”Hooman no weave us!  Hooman come back!  We be good fluffies!  Pwease go wif you!” they all scream.
  68. >Even bigger sigh.
  69. “I'll be back, okay?  Just take a nap in your box, it's dry there.”
  70. >They refuse, continuing to scream for you as you enter your house.
  71. >It takes six towels to get her dry, and two more for yourself.
  72. >The orange fluffball hugs your leg as you throw towels into the hamper.
  73. >”Fank you fo' hewp fwuffy,” she coos.
  74. >She goes toddling around in your living room while you find your keys.
  75. >Once you get her in the car and start driving, she makes all sorts of stupid noises.
  76. >”Go fast!”  “Vwoom!”
  77. >You arrive in town, but it takes you a few minutes to find the shelter.
  78. >You walk in with the wiggling, babbling orange fluffy in your arms.
  79. >The place looks nice enough, anyway.  From beyond the hole in the wall where the reception desk is, you hear a constant stream of baby-talk.
  80. >The orange fluffy's eyes are wide.  “New fwiends fo' fwuffy?”
  81. “I hope so.”
  82. >There's nobody at the desk, so you set the orange fluffball down and ring the bell.
  83. >She immediately waddles over and starts playing with some blocks in the corner.
  84. >”Bwocks!  Bwocks!” she giggles.
  85. >Finally, someone appears at the desk.
  86. >”Sorry about that, changin' the water in the cages takes a while.  What can I do for you?” she asks.
  87. “Found a stray.  Almost drowned in the lake, had to jump in and get her.”
  88. >”Wawa bad fo' fwuffy!” she whines.  You pick her up and show her to the lady.  She whines some more as her stubby legs reach out for the blocks.
  89. >”Whoa, I've never seen one this color!”
  90. “Just out of curiosity, is this one of those overcrowded hellholes I've heard about?”
  91. >She smiles at your concern.  “Come on, I'll let you see for yourself.”
  92. >She walks out of sight.  Soon, a door to your left opens and she beckons you to follow.
  93. >After going down a hall and turning right, you're in the cage room.
  94. >The left wall has rows of metal cages stacked four high.
  95. >Most of the cages only have one occupant.  A couple of cages have two, and only one has three.  Those three fluffies are all the same color blue.
  96. >They all press themselves to the doors when they see you.
  97. >”Pick fwuffy!”,  “Fwuffy wan' pway!”,  “Pwease wet fwuffy out!”
  98. >The orange fluffy in your arms stretches her forelegs out at each fluffy you walk past.
  99. >”New fwiend?  Wan' hug!  Wan' pway!” she says.
  100. >You stop at the cage with the three fluffies.  They shove and push trying to get to you, stubby legs waving through the wire.
  101. >”Pick sissies!  We all go wif you!  Wan' pway togetha!”
  102. “Sissies?”
  103. >”These are triplets,” the woman explains.  “They cry really hard if you try to separate 'em.”
  104. >You are satisfied with the state of the shelter.  Every cage is clean, the water is fresh, and for whatever reason there's bowls full of spaghetti every fucking where.
  105. >”Wan' pway!” the orange fluffy demands again.
  106. “All right, I think she'll be fine here.”
  107. >”Okay.  You're a good soul for not letting her drown,” the woman says.
  108. >She takes the orange fluffball.
  109. >”Wha?  Where you go?”
  110. “I'm going home.  You'll be fine.”
  111. >”No weave fwuffy!  Wuv you!  Wan' go wif you!” she cries as the woman puts her into an empty cage.
  112. >Mega sigh.
  113. “Be a good girl, okay?”
  114. >”Wan' go!  Wan' go!  Pick fwuffy!  Fwuffy be good poni!” she bawls as you walk out.
  115. >”I'll take it from here,” the woman says.  “Thanks for giving a damn.”
  116. >You feel like a hero.  Sort of.
  117. >Even amongst the explosion of 'new fwiend!' and 'hi fwuffy!' from the back, you can still hear the orange fluffy crying for you to take her with you.
  118. >You walk out and drive home.
  119. >The seven fluffy ponies are now six, but at least you don't feel like an ass this time.