- >You pull into your driveway
- >Oh fuck fluffy pony's on the roof again
- >She made a kite
- >It's a square of paper with a string attached to it
- >She starts running from one side of the roof to the next
- >The paper drags along the ground
- >You call for her attention
- >She looks down over the edge of the roof
- >She holds of the string
- >"WHY NO FLY?" The lack of flight is clearly distressing her
- >"RUN FAST!" she screams
- >You look on in horror as she back up
- >You tell her to stop and come down
- >She doesnt hear you
- >She takes the string in her teeth and starts running as fast as her short, stubby, fluffy legs will carry her
- >She's not looking where she's going. She's looking back at the piece of paper, waiting for it to fly
- >She runs straight off the roof
- >She screams as she falls, flailing in the air
- >She lands on your windshield, cracking the safety glass, blood leaking down
- >You need a new fluffy pony
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The Kite
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