- >You are a purple unicorn, protégé to the greatest ruler ever.
- >Today you are going to surprise her by giving your report in person.
- >You approach her chambers.
- >The guards know better than to impede the personal apprentice of their ruler.
- >As you get closer you notice less and less security.
- >You might have to talk to the captain of the guard over this.
- >As you get to the outside of her chamber doors you hear shouting from inside.
- >”You are a tyrant and we WILL over throw you!”
- >You burst in, there is a small congregation at your mentor’s thrown.
- >She is nonchalantly eating bananas.
- >She looks down at the throng of disgruntled ponies, “Oh I’m sorry, were you saying something?”
- >”We are tired of living under your rule! Ponies disappear! You raise taxes on a whim!”
- >The princess looks indignant, “I do not raise taxes on a whim!”
- >”The last tax you passed was titled the ‘My Castle Needs to be Redesigned So Fuck You!’ tax!”
- >She looks around, “You have to admit these curtains are rather nice.”
- >One of the dissidents looks up, “Well, they do really compliment the room.”
- >The leader ignores the compliment, “You can’t stop freedom princess! We are tired of taxes and tyrannical rule!”
- >The princess looks up and sees you, “Oh Twilight! Nice to see you here, let me wrap this up real quick.”
- >The small crowd grumbles at the princess.
- >”You ponies lack happiness and love in your lives… Let me fix that!”
- >She grins and lowers her horn shooting a beam at the crowd.
- >They are engulfed in light and start screaming.
- >”Ahhhhhh! AHHHHHH! WahhhhHHHH! WAHHHHHH!!”
- >All the desidents changes, they became much smaller, their eyes got wider and their fur became fluff.
- >”Whewe fwuffy? Oooh pwetty ponee! New fwen?”
- >The princess turned all the protestors into fluffy ponies.
- >The new fluffy ponies start to jump and giggle at the princess’s feet trying to get her to play with them.
- >She looks at you, “How can I help my favorite student today?”
- >You stare at what just happened in shock.
- >”Princess Celestia, what did you just do?”
- >”Oh come on dear, it was a simple transmorphation spell. You were taught those were you not?”
- >The celestial ruler looks down at the playing fluffies.
- >”Are you ready to play a game?”
- >They all look up at the princess and starts jumping with joy, “Yay! Fwuffy pway game!”
- >She smiles warmly at them, “It’s called don’t die or get eaten!”
- >”Fwuffy no wike dat game…” before it can finish the princess shoots a beam and all the fluffies pop out of existence.
- >”Oh they are just going to LOVE the Everfree Forest. But then again they will love everything now! Hee hee.”
- >”Princess? Are you the one responsible for the recent fluffy outbreak?”
- >She giggles, “Oh Twilight, you were always the smart one.”
- >”But princess, those things are running everywhere ruining Equestria.”
- >”Oh trust me, Equestria will survive. Trust me dear student, I’ve been around a long time.”
- >You don’t know what to think, you have just learned that your mentor is actively causing destruction to her kingdom.
- >She looks down at you, “Oh come on dear, I make my Pegasus guards wear gold armor. Did you rally think I was nice?”
- >You lower your head.
- >”Oh dear… it seems my start pupil is now doubting me. Could it be that you are thinking of challenging me?”
- >You take a step back and start figiting, “No princess! I would never-“
- >”Oh don’t worry. I would never hurt you. I put too much time grooming you for high office.”
- >”But still the general public can never learn of this.”
- >She gets a serious look on her face and she stares at you.
- >”As it is right now the only ones who know are me, you-“
- >Her horn glows opening a curtain revealing an earth pony guard, “and a nosey guard!”
- >Fear crosses the exposed guard’s face, he runs and hides behind you.
- >”We need to flee Ms Sparkle! We’ll get your brother! We can save Equestria!”
- >The sun princess sits back her hair flowing majestically to her side.
- >”I taught you to make the right decisions, I will respect any decision you make.”
- >You look between the cowering guard and your mentor.
- >Finally you say, “I am sorry…”
- >You turn and shoot the guard with a beam.
- >He screams in agony as his body changes, shrinking and growing fluff.
- >The new cuddly creature looks up, “Whewe fwuffy? Why all medal stuff awound?”
- >the princess walks over and levitates the animal.
- >”Tee hee hee! Tickle fwuffy!” a huge smile crossing its face.
- >The princess inspects him, “Flawless, I would expect no less from my prized pupil.”
- >A smile crosses your face at the compliment, “Thank you my princess.”
- >She put the fluffy down, he runs to your side and hugs your leg.
- >“Hey, I know what can cheer us up! Let’s torture some prisoners!” The solar empress claps at her own idea.
- >”Torter? Dat game fo fwuffy?”
- >”Oh yes, we’ll let you push the ow ow ow button! You’ll love it! I know I do.”
- >”Yay fwuffy pway owwie game!”
- >The princess walks off followed by you and your fluffy victim.
- >He is singing and dancing around you.
- >”No one will ever accuse me of being a bad student!” You think to yourself. “No one!”
- Author:Bad fic Writer
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The Good Student
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