- >You spy on your fluffy pony from a distance.
- >You see your pony playing with its blocks, babbling incoherent words to itself.
- >The time is now!
- >You walk up to your pony with a box behind your back.
- >"Hey there little guy!" you beam.
- >You pony turns around and runs to you.
- >He hugs you leg, muttering "I wuv you!"
- >"I have a surprise for you!"
- >"Fwuffy wuvs surprizes!"
- >"Now.." you motion the box in front of you." You can either have a brand new ball, blocks and a bowl full of spaghetti..."
- >Your pony is jumping in excitement from the things you just listed.
- >"...Or..."
- >Your fluffy pony is now intrigued. Its curiosity has been perked.
- >"...You can have..THE BOX!!!" you motion it above the ponie. You know whats coming.
- >"Da box Da box!!!" your pone screams with such joy.
- >You open the box to reveal....
- >A punch right to your ponies face. With such force, the pony loses some teeth and falls backwards from the force.
- >"Now...what did we learn?" you ask your pony.
- >Its in the corner, sitting with its hooves on its head, cowering in fear.
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