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The Ball [SHORT]

By: BallsOfFluff on Apr 10th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.63 KB  |  hits: 487  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Fluffy pony has been despondent every since you refused to let her play with your ball.
  2. >It seems like all she does is whine "wan' baww" over and over.
  3. >She's got plenty of balls of various sizes and colors in her safe room, but none of them are as large or shiny as the one you keep on your shelf.
  4. >One day you get fed up with her whining interrupting your daily routine
  5. >You walk over and get your ball down
  6. >Fluffy runs up to you.
  7. >"Baww!" she exclaims happily
  8. >"Yes, ball indeed."
  9. >You release the ball
  10. >Fluffy pony's guts burst from her side as she is crushed by 16 pounds of plastic and polished urethane traveling at 14kph
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