Title:           Steel Wool
Author:          BallsOfFluff
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/rgg0j2Yv
First Edit:      Saturday 26th of May 2012 03:49:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 26th of May 2012 03:49:56 PM CDT

                                             
>buy new fluffy pony
>show it to all your friends
>they love it
>eventually its continuous "pway? baww? sketties?" get annoying
>grab the fluffy fucker
>shave it so it's bald
>looks like a fucking rat
>even the slightest touch of the softest thing feels like hell fire to it
>wrap that fucker in steel wool
>it runs round squealing like a pig getting anally raped
>it eventually resorts to hurting itself, jumping off the first stair to kill itself
>help it by throwing it down
>its head gets smashed 23 times on the way down and explodes into blood and brain matter on the floor
>fucking. brilliant. fun.