- >buy new fluffy pony
- >show it to all your friends
- >they love it
- >eventually its continuous "pway? baww? sketties?" get annoying
- >grab the fluffy fucker
- >shave it so it's bald
- >looks like a fucking rat
- >even the slightest touch of the softest thing feels like hell fire to it
- >wrap that fucker in steel wool
- >it runs round squealing like a pig getting anally raped
- >it eventually resorts to hurting itself, jumping off the first stair to kill itself
- >help it by throwing it down
- >its head gets smashed 23 times on the way down and explodes into blood and brain matter on the floor
- >fucking. brilliant. fun.
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