- >Sprucing up your rape chamber
- >Open a window for some fresh air
- >Here babbling outside, investigate
- >It's a fluffy pony
- >She's talking to a garbage can
- >"Pwease come owt, babbehs" she pleads to the can
- >"Babbehs need nummies, no be scawed"
- >She drags a rotten banana peel over to it
- >"Mommeh go fow mowe nummies now" she says
- >She waddles away from the can and towards a nearby park
- >Someone must have put her foals in the trash
- >Poor, stupid things, you decide to help
- >You open the lid and find...nothing
- >Oh, right, garbage was picked up two days ago
- >Then who's been eating the food?
- >You watch the area for a while until another fluffy appears
- >It grabs the peel and runs off
- >The mother comes back soon after with half an apple
- >She sees the banana peel is gone
- >"Gewd babbehs, haf mowe nummies"
- >You walk over and pick her up
- >She's frightened at first but quickly calms down with a few pats
- >You show her the empty can
- >"Wh-whewe babbehs?" she asks, tears running down
- >Tell her they've gone to a better place but will always love her
- >She cries muttering "Mommeh wuv babbehs" over and over
- >Sad stuff but you now how to cheer her up
- >Take her into the rape chamber and close the door
- >Hey, it always perks you right up
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