- >just bought an adorable fluffy pony from your cousin
- >while you've never owned on before, you had dogs, cats, even an uncle that raised horses
- >you're pretty well prepared, but you've been told a fluffy pony can cause a bit of destruction since they're quite clumsy
- >spray bottle's out since drowning is a #1 cause of pony death
- >shock collar could start a fire...
- >when she knocks over your drink trying to get your attention, you grab a broom
- >she's excited first, thinking you'll play with her
- >she's surprised when swing into her like a pro golfer with the broom
- THIS IS MY SORRY STICK [fluffy pony]
- >she's bawling, but still doesn't understand
- >you slap her across the face with the bristled end
- DO YOU LIKE THE SORRY STICK?
- >she's simply making terrified baby noises
- >hit her again, this time with a less bristle, more pole
- IS THE SORRY STICK A GOOD THING?
- >"No sowwy-stick!"
- WILL YOU BEHAVE?
- >"No sowwy-stick!"
- >jab hard in the side with the handle
- >"Behwave! [fluffy pony] not bweak gwass!"
- Good.
- >sweep up broken glass
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