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So easy a fluffy pony could do it

By: BallsOfFluff on May 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.23 KB  |  hits: 667  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Watching television.
  2. >Geico unleashed a new tagline.
  3. >'So Simple, Even A Fluffy Pony Could Do It.
  4. >Oh really?
  5. >You take your laptop and you walk over to the safe room.
  6. >You look at your pone, a yellow unicorn, playing with blocks.
  7. >And by playing with blocks, its actually the stupid pony trying to swallow a block whole.
  8. >You open your browser and take it to the Geico website.
  9. >"Ace!" you call.
  10. >Ace spits the block out and turns to you.
  11. >"Help daddy out with his insurance!" you place the lap top in front of the pony and you begin to wacth.
  12. >Somehow, the pony is typing on your lap top. Not getting electrocuted, you note.
  13. >"Dun!" your pony yelps in self satisfaction.
  14. >You grab the lap top to look at the screen.
  15. >It's a child porn site.
  16. >A HARDCORE child porn site.
  17. >In a panic, you exit the browser, delete history, wipe the computer clean, but to no avail.
  18. >The next day, you are arrested.
  19. >Although you had no physical possessions of child porn, no record and the police believed your story about the pony, you still went to prison for 5 years.
  20. >It's an election year, after all.
  21. >Shortly after arriving to prison, you become Big D's main bitch.
  22. >You are used as currency in the big house.
  23. >Stupid fluffy pony ruined your life!
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