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Sins of the Fluffy [SHORT]

By: BallsOfFluff on Mar 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.76 KB  |  hits: 554  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Fire Burns
  2. >Souls Scream
  3. >There sits the damned puff ball, literally embedded into the rock itself at the mid-section.
  4. >Rear-end exposed for torture
  5. >front to let out the screams
  6. >every hour (by our reckoning of time, for time is meaningless in this place of nightmares) a demonic form takes a hot iron and presses it into the fluffy one's genitals.
  7. >the fluffy screams in agony
  8. >"Why huwt fwuffie?! All fwuffie wanted was gwive hwuggies!
  9. >The demon laughs
  10. >"Maybe you should've asked them nicely first!"
  11. >"Hey!" the fluffy one responds indignantly, "ifs they no wants hwuggies then they no dwess wike swuts!"
  12. >the demon responds to this with the iron
  13. >the fluffy sinner screams
  14. >such is life in this place of many names, that for convenience, we will call
  15. >hell
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