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Second guessing

By: BallsOfFluff on Jun 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.90 KB  |  hits: 364  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are second guessing this whole moving-in situation.
  2. >The girlfriend aspect was fine.
  3. >The fluffy ponies was not.
  4. >She either just adopted them or she hid them from you the whole time.
  5. >Either way, you know have fluffy ponies in your home.
  6. >They are a burden at first.
  7. >They shit and piss everywhere, knock things over and keep you up all night with their babble.
  8. >But your love is just a broken record player.
  9. >"They don't know any better!" she says every day.
  10. >You find that excuse- and the ponies- are wearing thin.
  11. >One day, it went too far.
  12. >You walk into the living room to see an unholy sight.
  13. >A large, male fluffy pony raping a young foal.
  14. >You know it was rape, because the foal was wailing "Nuuuu! Nu special hugsies!"
  15. >You spring into action!
  16. >You kick the large abomination off the foal.
  17. >"OWWIES! WHY HU-
  18. >Before he can asks his inane question, you now have him pinned against the wall.
  19. >You are wailing on the bastard, punching every which way.
  20. >Including up and loose.
  21. >You serve the final blow on his penis.
  22. >It is now broken.
  23. > Literally.
  24. >Your punch snapped that fluffy penis in HALF.
  25. >The monster is now on the ground, choking on sobs and your justice.
  26. >Your girl friend runs in, with the other fluffy.
  27. >She's asking dumb questions. You answer.
  28. >As it turns out, you were beating on the father. He was raping his son and the fluffy that ran in with her was the mother.
  29. >As you tell your side, her anger does not calm.
  30. >She still goes with her go to phrase.
  31. >"THEY DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER!"
  32. >She picks up the wheezing pone. The mother fluffy is in tears.
  33. >As is the son fluffy. But you're not really sure why he's crying at this point.
  34. >It could be from the rape or the fact that he just witnesses his father being beaten.
  35. >Fluffy foals have notoriously short attention spans and memories.
  36. >Your gf takes all of them to the vet.
  37. >You are second guessing this whole moving-in situation.
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