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By: BallsOfFluff on Apr 10th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.28 KB  |  hits: 536  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you are most honourable samurai >own inferior gaijin fluffy pony
  2. >train it in the way of the warrior
  3. >use sorry-naginata to stop inferior gaijin fluffy pony from talking in the mongrel-talk from where it came from
  4. >fluffy pony now speaks glorious nipponjin
  5. >is now superior and honourable nippon fluffy pony
  6. >shogun is impressed with you
  7. >you go to mighty shogun to show him your honours
  8. >shimatta.jpg
  9. >fluffy pony is pooping inferior gaijin shit on honourable shogun's tatami
  10. >great dishonour
  11. >shogun is angry
  12. >fluffy pony must commit seppuku to regain honour
  13. >fluffy pony understands
  14. >takes superior nipponjin tantō with stubby little forelegs to commit suicide
  15. >stand ready to cut off fluffy pony as trusted attendant
  16. >fluffy pony trusts tantō into its stomach
  17. >fluffy pony is too weak
  18. >knife does only shallow cut
  19. >fluffy pony starts crying in pain
  20. >in inferior english language
  21. >great dishonour>you strike dishonourable gaijin fluffy pony down without decapitation
  22. >honourless gaijin fluffy pony does not deserve such honour
  23. >code of bushido demands you pee on dead gaijin fluffy pony to show your disrespect, and that you disown dishonourable gaijin fluffy pony
  24. >recite haiku while unleasing golden stream on lifeless body of dishonourable gaijin fluffy pony
  25. >shogun is pleased
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