- >Be a fluffy abuser
- >Find a garden fluffy
- >Shit these things are practically numb
- >Get an idea
- >Clip all it's plants off to it's cries of "Noooo"
- >Cover it in salt
- >Like give it a salt shower after a swim in nothing but salt
- >Nothing will ever grow on this garden fluffy again
- >Nothing will grow when it dies
- >Garden fluffy is now a crying garden sculpture in a sand pit on your lawn
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