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Rollerskates

By: BallsOfFluff on May 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.49 KB  |  hits: 540  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Wake up
  2. >Feel okay
  3. >Legs hop off the bed
  4. >Right shoe goes on, no problem
  5. >Left sho-
  6. >"N- nyeeaaaah!!! No, na-, do' step on fwuffy, noo!!"
  7. >Fluffy pony was hiding in your shoe
  8. >Ask it what the fuck it's doing in there
  9. >"Fwuffy wan' wun fass'!"
  10. >Fluffy pony saw a commercial in which a boy puts on sneakers and then runs as fast as a cheetah
  11. >Have idea
  12. >Go dig in closet, find old rollerskates
  13. >Put fluffy pony in one of them
  14. >Spend all day rolling giggling fluffy pony up and down hallway
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