Title:           Riddle of Fluff
Author:          BallsOfFluff
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/BBjnGXQq
First Edit:      Saturday 24th of March 2012 04:05:23 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 24th of March 2012 04:05:23 PM CDT

>Leaving supermarket with this weeks shopping
>spot a rusty van that has "fluffy ponys 4 sale" crudely spray-painted on the side
>seems legit
>put groceries in car and walk over to van out of curiosity
>In a small cat carrier are crammed four fluff ponies all of crying and wanting out
>Ask the degenerate selling them his price
>"either $500 or you must confound me with a riddle"
>"confound you with a riddle?" you ask he goes on to explain if you can beat him with a riddle he'll give you a fluffy pony
 >Ask him the riddle of Steel
>Degenerate does not know the answer
>Cut off his right arm as penalty for failing to answer your riddle ( you enjoy high risk/reward games)
>as he is screaming and rolling on the floor open container and pick out beautiful dark blue Unicorn
>he looks up at you with fear and hopefulness at the same time
>"newh fwend pway?" it asks you in a surprisingly gentle voice
>you smile and take your new fluffy pony and leave
>you arrive home with your new unicorn fluffy whom you have decided to name "Conan" for apparent reasons
>Conan smiles and runs around the living room in a small circle before getting dizzy and falling down
>he begins to cry because he bumped his knee
>sigh and pick the sobbing ball of fluff up
>"Would you like to hear a story little one?"
>his tears instantly dry up and he nods quickly
>"konah wan hear story! konah wan hear story!"
>you smile softly and place Conan on your lap before starting
>"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis"
>"and the rise of the sons of Aryas,there was an age undreamed of."
>"And onto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown"
>"of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow."
>"let me tell you of his saga"
>"Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!"