- >Leaving supermarket with this weeks shopping
- >spot a rusty van that has "fluffy ponys 4 sale" crudely spray-painted on the side
- >seems legit
- >put groceries in car and walk over to van out of curiosity
- >In a small cat carrier are crammed four fluff ponies all of crying and wanting out
- >Ask the degenerate selling them his price
- >"either $500 or you must confound me with a riddle"
- >"confound you with a riddle?" you ask he goes on to explain if you can beat him with a riddle he'll give you a fluffy pony
- >Ask him the riddle of Steel
- >Degenerate does not know the answer
- >Cut off his right arm as penalty for failing to answer your riddle ( you enjoy high risk/reward games)
- >as he is screaming and rolling on the floor open container and pick out beautiful dark blue Unicorn
- >he looks up at you with fear and hopefulness at the same time
- >"newh fwend pway?" it asks you in a surprisingly gentle voice
- >you smile and take your new fluffy pony and leave
- >you arrive home with your new unicorn fluffy whom you have decided to name "Conan" for apparent reasons
- >Conan smiles and runs around the living room in a small circle before getting dizzy and falling down
- >he begins to cry because he bumped his knee
- >sigh and pick the sobbing ball of fluff up
- >"Would you like to hear a story little one?"
- >his tears instantly dry up and he nods quickly
- >"konah wan hear story! konah wan hear story!"
- >you smile softly and place Conan on your lap before starting
- >"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis"
- >"and the rise of the sons of Aryas,there was an age undreamed of."
- >"And onto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown"
- >"of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow."
- >"let me tell you of his saga"
- >"Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!"
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Riddle of Fluff
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