Title:           Red Lantern Fluffy: Secret Origin
Author:          BallsOfFluff
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First Edit:      Thursday 29th of March 2012 01:58:43 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 29th of March 2012 01:58:43 AM CDT

>You come home with a large box
>Open the box and see a whole litter fluffy ponies staring at you
>"new fwiend!" "pway" "wuv new dada!" they cheer looking up at your face
>You take one of the things out of the box and drop it on the floor of your basement
>Fluffy pony starts to cry from the pain of the fall
>"Why hurt daddy?"
>You kick it against the wall, hearing a few ribs break as it hits the concrete
>"Why hurt daddy? Why?" It continues to mewl, its screams of pain giving you immense enjoyment
>You love to torture these little fuckers
>Nobody even cares if you do
>You've just gotten started you got a whole box full to go through tonight
>Some of the other fluffies are asking what happened to friend
>Before they can get an answer you take another and drop them in a pot of boiling water
>You don't close the lid, you just watch as it boils
>"No wike swimming!" it cries
>You have a hell of a night, go through a whole dozen of these stupid fuzzballs
>You're smoking a cigarette, just taking it all in as you hear a whimper from the box
>It's the last fluffy pony, a little dark blue earth fluffy
>It's crying its little eyes out
>"Why hurt udda fwuffies? Why hurt famwy?" It cries up at you
>You guess these ponies must have been related
>Whatever. More important, looks like you got a baker's dozen from the orphanage
>Pick up the little shit
>"Don't worry, I didn't forget you."
>Fluffy pony shudders with fear
>It looks up at the smirk on your face and is suddenly looks pissed
>Didn't even think these things were capable of anger, all they ever do is cry and smile like retards
>"You bad man! You take away udda fwuffies! Fwuffy hate you!"
>Chuckle to yourself
>"Yeah, well same to you, ya stupid pony!" You yell as you hurl it at the wall
>It lies on the ground, hurt but not dead
>It keeps muttering "hate you"
>Move in for the kill when you see a blinding red light out of the corner of your eye
>You can't see anything but you hear something, a deep voice like the sound of monster singing metal
>"Fluffy Pony of Earth, you have great rage in your heart..."
>"You belong to the Red Lantern Corp"
>The light subsides as you see the fluffy pony wearing some kind of red and black uniform. It's floating in the air, suspended by some kind of red, plasma
>You can't even comprehend what's going on before it lunges at you
>"You take odda fwuffies! You kiww famiwy!"
>It hits you with the force of a canon ball, blasting you into the other wall
>You hit the ground with a thud as it hovers above you
>"Fwuffy hate you! Fwuffy KILL YOU!" it screams with a guttural roar, only a beast could be capable of
>You try to get up and run before a red blast ushers from the Fluffy Pony's mouth onto you
>It burns like acid
>You flail about and try to get to a source of water
>Only one you can find is the boiling water
>It does not help when you pour it on yourself
>Red Lantern Fluffy Pony rushes at you again, knocking you to the floor
>"Fwuffy Kiww You!" It screams again, as it begins to bite your face off
>It's tiny teeth can't dig into your flesh but the acid it breathes more than makes up for it
>You drown on red lantern bile blood
>Red Lantern Fluffy commences to make a bed out of your rib cage
>It gathers all of the dead fluffies and lays them to rest in the torso bed
>Red Lantern Fluffy cries itself to sleep with its dead siblings