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By: BallsOfFluff on May 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.66 KB  |  hits: 674  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Christmas time
  2. >Bought fluffy pony three presents: A new shiny ball, some legos, and a little jingly ball for cats
  3. >Fluffy goes nuts
  4. >But, fluffy takes one of the bows that were on the presents and rolls over it so it sticks to its fluff
  5. >Ask fluffy why it's wearing a bow
  6. >"Cuz fwuffy ge' daddy pwesen' too!"
  7. >Fluffy pony says to follow it outside
  8. >Holy shit
  9. >Outside your house is a flatbed truck, driven by a sportly looking mexican fellow
  10. >The bed of the truck is filled with approximately 400 kilos of pure, cut, columbian cocaine
  11. >Fluffy pony hops over to the truck and jumps at it, sticking the bow to the vehicle's wheel
  12. >And it was the best Christmas ever
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