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Promised Land

By: BallsOfFluff on May 1st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 15.70 KB  |  hits: 681  |  expires: Never
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  1. >the green fluffy falls backwards with bone chilling wails filling the air around him
  2. >eventually the fluffies stop their impregnating humps and crowd around the fluffy holding his jaw
  3. >the newly elected smarty friend steps forward and asks “what happened to fwiend?”
  4. >he points an accusing hoof at you and says spitting out a tooth “fwuffy hurgh mouwf” some blood drooling out his mouth
  5. >the smarty frowns, stomps a hoof and puffs his cheeks glaring at you
  6. >”you huwt fwuffy fwiend! You get owchies!”
  7. >”he was huwting my sista!” you say pointing to your sobbing sister now being comforted by your mother and other sisters with hugs
  8. >”I was just giwin *coughs up a small amount of blood* speciaw huggies!” the fluffy says with big eyes defending itself
  9. >the smarty stomps his hoof once more “speciaw huggies are ok! No pwoblem here! You’re in twouble!” he declares pointing an accusing hoof at you
  10. >before you can respond the herd is angrily stomping their hooves and puffing cheeks while yelling accusations at you
  11. >”give him owchies!” cries the smarty friend as a horde of fluffies begin to rough you up
  12. >kicks and bites bounce harmlessly off your fluff, while the blows to your face and legs are a little more damaging
  13. >after a while youre laying bruised with your sisters and mother rushing to your side
  14. >”now behave, or you get more owchies!” the smarty friend walks off herd in tow
  15. >over the next few days you begin to walk without a limp
  16. >the smarty friend has said you only get to eat so much before you have to stop
  17. >you’re feeling pretty hungry
  18. >your family cant give you food either under penalty of owchies
  19. >soon the fluffys begin complaining about lack of nummies and grassies
  20. >they bring these concerns to the smarty friend and he declares it is time to move on to another place for food
  21. >usually your herd goes to the other side of preserve, but the smarty friend says its time to find new places with even greater food
  22. >the fluffies cheer at this idea and stamp their hooves in approval
  23. >you are worried for fear of unknown lands, its dangerous enough traveling between lands but now going to completely unknown lands
  24. >you’d voice your opinion but its still pretty hard to move your mouth due to a bruised face and all
  25. >soon after with little preparation the herd sets out leaving anyone who wasn’t around or who wasn’t ready behind, you and your family can barely keep up with your limping
  26. >you’ve also discovered your sister is going to be a momma and she is taking it slow so she doesn’t hurt the babies
  27. >she seems to have forgotten the special huggies and is now overjoyed about the babies
  28. >its getting dark and the herd is complaining about hunger and being tired
  29. >the smarty tells everyone to go to sleep and get ready for tomorrow
  30. >you protest that you are in an open area and all the monsters could see you
  31. >the smarty friend assures them there are no monsters and that he would fight any off if there were
  32. >he then goes to point out you are a bad fluffy and are just being mean
  33. >the herd agrees with him and you go back to being bad fluffy number 1
  34. >you take your family under a nearby bushline and hunker down for the night
  35. >night falls and after random pooping and special huggies the herd settles down for sleep
  36. >you slowly close your eyes only to have your heart filled with worry
  37. >you wake up in a fright to the sound of screaming
  38. >your sisters start asking questions about whats going on while you shush them and look out
  39. >wolves have taken the sleeping herd by surprise and are destroying the helpless fluffs
  40. >some run in and pick up a fluffy only to run back into the woods while others stay and tear into the victims on the spot
  41. >a dam is ripped apart with its current foal whining at the monster to stop hurting its mother
  42. >a foal screams for its mother as a wolf runs off into the dark with it in its mouth
  43. >another fluffy tries to crawl away with a back leg missing only for the wolf to finish the job
  44. >all the time you wonder where the smarty friend and why he didn’t listen
  45. >you scan the crowd and see him cowering behind a ring of fluffies with their cheeks puffed
  46. >soon two wolves set upon the ring and tear apart the defenders while the smarty friend and a few other hide in a nearby bush
  47. >the morning after the brutal carnage bodies lie everywhere
  48. >fluffys hugging shredded corpes urging friends to wake up
  49. >you and you family come out from hiding to reunite with the herd
  50. >fluffies sobbing from injury or loss, fluffies dying slowly asking for huggies that only make the pain worse
  51. >foals and mothers alike looking for their family that was carried off into the night
  52. >the smarty friend reappears and tells the herd its time to move on
  53. >you point a hoof at him and exclaim “its smawtys fault for munstas! Smawty got fwuffies in twouble! He no take care of fluffies! He bad smawty!”
  54. >the other ponies look to him in shock and dismay
  55. >the smarty friend is taken back for a bit but then quickly retaliates with “you hid while fwiends were huwt! You bad fwuffy! No help us when in twouble!”
  56. >the other ponies are quickly reminded of your reduced social status and begin to blame you for the attack
  57. >eventually the herd is on the move again, you and your family now far behind the group
  58. >on to the so called promised land your smarty friend aims to find
  59. >the next day at noon you arrive at clearing with bushes filled with berries
  60. >the fluffies rejoice due to excessive hunger and few stops to eat
  61. >the smarty friend tells them to dig in and eat up for the journey ahead
  62. >you have never seen these berries before
  63. >they aren’t like the blue ones you used to eat, these are dark green and look yucky
  64. >you tell your family to eat grassies instead
  65. >they try to argue but you tell them the berries are yucky and they obey
  66. >fluffies are engulfing the berries in mouthfuls while others stick to grass or sleep because of exhaustion
  67. >after 5 minutes a mare who was eating berries sits on her hindquarters and grabs her tummy
  68. >”fwuffy…tummy…..huwt” she says grabbing her stomach
  69. >others gather around asking if hugs will make it better
  70. >the mare suddenly throws up
  71. >fluffies complain with “ewwwwwww no smeww pwetty” while the mare collapses back to her fours which are shaking underneath her
  72. >she pukes again but this time longer followed by a sick gagging afterwards
  73. >she goes to puke again but this time blood replaces the puke
  74. >the ponies panic at the sight of the boo-boo juice and begin to hug her which only makes her scream in agony as the compression on her stomach does no good
  75. >she throws up more blood which soon begins to leak out her nose then her eyes until she collapses into her own pile of filth and blood
  76. >other ponies soon follow her with the same tragic fate that drags on for minutes that seem like years to them
  77. >cries of “tummy huwt!” “why tummy buwn?” “mommy hewp!” and others distressful wails fill the air
  78. >this draws attention away from eating the berries to helping the dying
  79. >behind you you hear a soft voice say “bwudda” as you turn to see one of your three sisters, shaking with a pile of puke in front of her “hewp, me…bwudda”
  80. >after 15 minutes most of the dying have passed with a few who didn’t eat as many slaying in agony waiting for it to end
  81. >the smarty friend steps forth to say this place isn’t safe anymore and that you must press on
  82. >many complain they didn’t get enough to eat, but the smarty says they have to press on
  83. >the herd is on the move again but your mother continues to hug your sisters sleeping body, telling her its time to go
  84. >eventually you and your two other sisters push her away and begin to follow the herd as you head up a mountain
  85. >you sleep in a small cave you found overnight, the sound of fluffy voices echoing off the wall that they are hungry or cold
  86. >the herd is about half the size it was and warmth is becoming fleeting
  87. >fortunately you and your family got enough to eat and are full for the moment, but your mother continues to ask where your sister is
  88. >the next morning the smarty friend wakes everyone up and tells them its time to go
  89. >some of the foals don’t wake up and the mothers continue to nudge them
  90. >the herd moves on and leaves one mother behind who continues to nudge her sleeping foal
  91. >the mountain path is high up and narrow, even for fluffys
  92. >the wind is picks up and makes the fluffies lose their balance but not enough to make them fall
  93. >you have a bad feeling about this place
  94. >you look down and get woozy, the heights scare you, you never knew you lived in a valley
  95. >you wonder if you can see your old home from here when your sister tells you to hurry up
  96. >you don’t want to fall behind
  97. >the wind is getting a lot faster and the fluffies have hunkered down on the path, whimpering
  98. >the have never known wind the hard before
  99. >they sit and whimper while the smarty friend continues to yell at them to move or they’ll never make it to the new place with great food
  100. >some fluffies stand to trudge on when a huge gust comes up and picks a smaller stallion up and sends him flying, shrieking into the valley below
  101. >one chases after him calling for him to come back saying he’ll save him
  102. >he’s a fluffy Pegasus who believes he can fly
  103. >he leaps off the edge and flaps his fluffy wings to save his friend
  104. >he wont save him but will soon join him on the ground
  105. The fluffies camp out until the wind dies down the follow the smarty friend on their ascent up the Cliffside
  106. >the following day you’ve still found no food and fluffys have been collapsing the whole way up, complaining about their hunger
  107. >they are left behind along with all who try to help them
  108. >you curse the smarty friend under your breath saying he’s the one who got you all into this but you don’t say it aloud, for fear of the other fluffys turning on you again
  109. >your ears are met with a huge loud noise as you fall over and look up to see where the noise came from
  110. >your little heart stops when you see a giant cat looking down on your fluffy herd
  111. >the cat jumps down and snatches the fluffy in its giant jaws
  112. >before anything can be said a loud sickening crunch is heard as the cat closes its jaws around the unicorn
  113. >the fluffy pony MEWLS (MEWLS MEWLS MEWLS MEWLS MEWLS MOTHER FUCKING MEWLS) in pain as the cat crunches its body and throws it on the ground
  114. >the fluffy ponies are sent into a frenzy and run around(some off the cliff) while other cover there hooves with their eyes
  115. >the beast looks around for its next victim, preferably a larger more filling one
  116. >its spots your mother
  117. >it crouches down and glares at her
  118. >you see this and stand in front of her cheeks puffed, ready to defend her with your life
  119. >the cat springs forward in the blink of an eye
  120. >you get scared, close your eyes, void you bowels and expect it to take you
  121. >you hear a scream behind you and turn around to see the beast running off with your mother in its jaws as it runs down the slope
  122. >you and your sisters run after her for a few steps only to realize its useless
  123. >not only is half the herd gone, but almost half your family as well
  124. >your sisters and you sob for awhile only for the smarty friend to once again declare its time to move one
  125. >you just want for this to end
  126. >before the end of the day you reach the top of the cliff
  127. >theres is plenty of grass around and now the fluffy ponies can eat
  128. >the smarty friend is the first to indulge himself without second thought of his followers
  129. >the rest of the herd and you follow after him and begin to feed your starving bellies
  130. >you fill up as night begins to fall and you all take cover in nearby bushes
  131. >when you wake up it’s the first night with friends not waking up
  132. >the smarty friend says you’re too close to the “dangerous fall” and decides to trek on
  133. >you walk through the trees along a path and come to another smaller valley with something connecting the two sides
  134. >there is a huge river below that scares the fluffies
  135. >”dis hewp us get acwoss!” proclaims the smarty friend pointy to the strange connection
  136. >”hoomuns use it! It safe!” you have no idea what a hoomun is, but if they can get across then it must be safe
  137. >the only thing that makes you think twice is the smarty friend, so far he’s done nothing but kill everyone with his decisions
  138. >everyone waits for him to cross first but he doesn’t, he makes the green fluffy you kicked before walk across
  139. >he is hesitant, looking through the cracks at the river below, but finally he takes a nervous step, followed by another, then another
  140. >soon the whole herd is in tow seeing his safe crossing
  141. >the smarty friend says that everyone should hurry to the good grassies as he bolts off across the bridge
  142. >the fluffys soon file onto the bridge and begin to babble about a new home
  143. >soon fluffies are pushing and shoving just trying to get across
  144. >the bridge begins to sway and panic sets in
  145. >the frenzy sends fluffies to scamper in both directions trying to get off the bridge, knocking some fluffies into the river below
  146. >their screams as they are drug along the tide are soon smothered as they go down, never to reemerge
  147. >you begin to look for you sisters in the fray
  148. >you find one but not you pregnant one
  149. >you spot her just a little bit away telling the other fluffies “not shove or they’ll hurt babies”
  150. >you rush over to her to tell her to get away from the ledge
  151. >you reach her and she sees you, she smiles and says hello as you try to tell her to come with you
  152. >a white unicorn backs up into her and sends her over
  153. >you watch in horror as you watch her screaming and flailing before she falls into the river below
  154. >you watch her bob on the river until she is sucked under to the darkness that will never release her
  155. >once the chaos passes you and you sister cross over to reunite with the herd that is almost decimated
  156. >you’ve had enough, time for this to end
  157. >night falls and you settle in another clearing
  158. >the smarty friend has ordered everyone to bed down for the night, promising the new place is not far
  159. >you stomp your hoof a declare “smawty fwiend been nothing but twouble! Fwiends get huwt and wost because of smawty fwiend! Mean munstas never would have huwt us if you never became smawty fwiend!”
  160. >to your surprise, what’s left of the herd joins in the chorus of discontent
  161. >they accuse him of all matter of things while waddling closer to him, cornering him between a rock and a mob
  162. >”i… im good smawty fwiend! Help fwiends! Lead to better pwace! Give these fwuffies owchies to teach them whose smawty fwiend!” he says to his guard
  163. >they do nothing
  164. >he repeats his order but now his guard has joined the mob
  165. >you waddle to the front and kick the leader in the face, causing him to bleed and sob
  166. >the crowd soon joins in while cracking of bones and wails of pain can be hear
  167. >after the beat down the unicorn lays battered, broken and crying. Asking for huggies and declaring apologies
  168. >”we weave you behind! Munstas take you a weave us awone!” you puff your cheeks and begin to waddle off, your sister by your side and herd in tow
  169. >”No! fwiends! No weave smawty! Smawty sowwy!” he cries raises the one hoof that will work, but he is ignored
  170. >a rustle comes from the bushes as a family of foxes emerge and converge on the unicorn
  171. >”munstas…nice munstas?....pwe..pwease no….huwt smawty….smawty be good smawty….smawty..”
  172. >the fluffys pleas are cut short as the foxes grab him and begin to rip him apart, his cries and apologies filling the air
  173. >you have lead the fluffies away from the clearing and now all stare at you “what do we do know?” one asks you
  174. >you look at your sister
  175. >“you smawty fwiend now bwudda, you help us”
  176. >you realize your new responsibility, though have also realized it wont be easy
  177. >youre far from home with barely an 1/8 of the original herd in tact
  178. >you have to help them though, you are the new smarty friend