- >Move out of apartment, into house.
- >Small backyard for fluffy pony to play in.
- >Have plenty of room now; get 3 more friends for your fluffy.
- >Fluffy ponies are never allowed outside without you.
- >Keep an eye out for dangers.
- >Make sure fluffies don't go exploring outside the yard.
- >One day...
- >Watching pink mare roll ball around, squealing with laughter.
- >Hear other fluffy cheer "Bwirdie!"
- >ohshit.jpg
- >Turn in time to see a bald eagle slam down on your green stallion.
- >Run and try to save, but it's hopeless.
- >Eagle lifts off, clutching fluffy pony in talons.
- >Fluffy is screaming "Owwwie, owwie! Huwt! No like game!"
- >Eagle carries his lunch to a nearby tree.
- >Animals caught by eagles usually die horribly, but quickly.
- >Not fluffy pony.
- >Fluff creates a defensive barrier that eagle must rip through to reach the soft meat.
- >Fluffy pony is helpless, screaming in pain & terror as tufts of fluff are ripped out.
- >Occasionally, the beak hits meat and fluffy shrieks in agony.
- >Neighbors come outside to see what the racket is.
- "Is that a fucking eagle?"
- >Redneck neighbor offers to shoot eagle for you.
- "Shut the fuck up, dumbass."
- "You don't shoot an endangered eagle to save a fluffy pony that's already doomed."
- >Death seems to take forever.
- >Fluffy pony is being torn apart and eaten alive.
- >Screaming in unimaginable agony the whole time.
- >Kinda feel sorry for the eagle.
- >Not much meat on a fluffy pony.
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