Title: Old man at the park Author: BallsOfFluff Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/AT71zgqN First Edit: Monday 30th of April 2012 11:29:33 PM CDT Last Edit: Monday 30th of April 2012 11:29:33 PM CDT     >Sitting on a park bench, it's a nice day     >Watch a dozen or so fluffy ponies scamper around     >An elderly gentleman sits down next to you     >In his hand is a brown paper bag     >He begins tossing small marshmallows out of it     >The fluffies shuffle up to the bench and start eating     >"Gewd nummies!" they say     >The man laughs and looks at you     >"I used to work with these critters when I was younger"     >You nod at him     >"I'd spend the whole day with them"     >"Giving them food and lots of attention, they crave that"     >He tosses more marshmallows out     >"They're real clumsy, though, always making messes"     >One of the ponies brushes the man's leg     >"Fwufy wan mowe foodies, gif pwease" it says     >He smiles, gives and it a marshmallow     >The pony stuffs it in its mouth and walks away     >"Your welcome" the man says     >"...never changes, ponies in my day were selfish too"     >"Yep, if I wasn't listening to their demands..."     >He tosses the rest of the marshmallows out     >"I was cleaning up after their accidents"     >"Spent thirty years doing so, most people lasted four"     >"It was honest work, built a decent life"     >"Thanks for listening to an old fart prattle on"     >The old man stands up     >As he walks away, you look at the ponies     >They're foaming at the mouth     >Some are dead, others are having convulsions     >You're pretty sure those weren't marshmallows