- >You're a musician
- >Could've been big, almost was in fact
- >Was in a band, just starting to get noticed, fame and fortune within reach
- >Until the accident took it all away
- >You and your bandmates were heading to a show
- >A herd of fluffy ponies ran onto the road
- >Jerry was driving, he swerved to avoid them
- >He always did had a soft spot for the damn things
- >The van rolled off the road and down a steep hill
- >You were the only survivor
- >Since then you've hated fluffy ponies more than anything
- >You found a good use for this hate lately
- >Set to work recording an album for fluffy ponies
- >Music their owners can put on for them when they leave for work
- >With a little something extra, of course
- >Within every song is a subliminal message
- >The phrase "Hug the water"
- >You buy ad space on numerous fluffy pony websites
- >Sell it for ten bucks a pop
- >Sales are brisk, make a good amount of cash
- >But you don't want money
- >You wait patiently for days until it happens
- >Numerous reports of "fluffy pony drowns" pop up
- >They can't figure out why but it keeps happening
- >Dams drowning their foals then themselves in their safe rooms
- >Others jumping in toilets and puddles
- >Some have posted videos of these incidents
- >You watch them with a smile on your face
- >Eventually you're found out
- >Forced to include a "May cause fluffy pony suicide" warning
- >Sales pick up even more afterwards
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Music for fluffies
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