Title:           Movie night
Author:          BallsOfFluff
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First Edit:      Friday 4th of May 2012 02:02:35 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 4th of May 2012 02:02:35 AM CDT

>Have a fluffy pony
>It's movie night, watch Tremors
>The Grabboids scare him pretty good
>He refuses to use his litterbox now
>Have to take him outside to the patio to do his business
>Otherwise he shits and pisses on the carpet
>Take him out one night
"Look at all those stars"
>"Sooo pwetty" it says
>You walk into the yard pointing them out
>The pony follows, looking up the whole time
>Stop in the middle of the yard
"You feel that? Like the ground is trembling"
>The pony realises it's no longer on the safe patio
"Nuuu! Wowm monstahs gonna eat fwuffy!" it yells
>You drop to your knees
"IT'S GOT ME! HELP!"
>The fluffy darts into the house
>It leaves a trail of shit and piss in its wake
>You get up and go inside
>Find the pony under the couch, shaking and crying
>You love movie night