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Movie night

By: BallsOfFluff on May 4th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.79 KB  |  hits: 614  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Have a fluffy pony
  2. >It's movie night, watch Tremors
  3. >The Grabboids scare him pretty good
  4. >He refuses to use his litterbox now
  5. >Have to take him outside to the patio to do his business
  6. >Otherwise he shits and pisses on the carpet
  7. >Take him out one night
  8. "Look at all those stars"
  9. >"Sooo pwetty" it says
  10. >You walk into the yard pointing them out
  11. >The pony follows, looking up the whole time
  12. >Stop in the middle of the yard
  13. "You feel that? Like the ground is trembling"
  14. >The pony realises it's no longer on the safe patio
  15. "Nuuu! Wowm monstahs gonna eat fwuffy!" it yells
  16. >You drop to your knees
  17. "IT'S GOT ME! HELP!"
  18. >The fluffy darts into the house
  19. >It leaves a trail of shit and piss in its wake
  20. >You get up and go inside
  21. >Find the pony under the couch, shaking and crying
  22. >You love movie night
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