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Motherfucking Axes and Shit [10/10]

By: BallsOfFluff on Apr 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.54 KB  |  hits: 545  |  expires: Never
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  1. >get bored
  2. >decide to stick penis in fluffy pony because why not
  3. >grab fluffy pony from her basket
  4. >she's scared because she thinks she did something bad
  5. >orient yourself and make a blind thrust
  6. >POW, RIGHT IN THE POOPER
  7. >fluffy pony is completely silent with a confused look on her face as you shake her back and forth on your pingas
  8. >"Game feew funny..."
  9. >you keep at it, not responding
  10. >when in blow your load in fluffy pony's colon she squeals incoherently
  11. >a week later she explodes into tiny bearded humanoids that thirst for beer and axes
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