
Mexican Firecrackers
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BallsOfFluff on
Apr 10th, 2012 | syntax:
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>Hanging with your bros and playing with fireworks in your back yard one evening
>fluffy pony is locked inside, and is terrified of the noise anyway.
>Eventually, you run out of the good stuff.
>You remember that you've got another stash from last year, with some ridiculously illegal mexican firecrackers.
>you head inside and come back with the fireworks and another case of beer.
>You drink and joke around for a few minutes before opening the box.
>You pull out a bright pink cherrybomb.
>Shady as all fuck, just the way you like your illegal mexican fireworks.
>You give it a light and toss it across the lawn.
>Damn thing better not leave a crater.
>Too late, you notice something moving below you
>"wan' pwetty baww!"
>Shit, you left the door open.
>You sure as hell aren't getting any closer to the cherry bomb, though.
>Fluffy pony attempts to grab the ball, only to have it's entire upper body completely blown to shreds in an instant.
>Tiny bits of meat and pastel fluff rain down everywhere.
>your friends are laughing their asses off
>"Not funny, guys"
>It's pretty funny though.