- >Hanging with your bros and playing with fireworks in your back yard one evening
- >fluffy pony is locked inside, and is terrified of the noise anyway.
- >Eventually, you run out of the good stuff.
- >You remember that you've got another stash from last year, with some ridiculously illegal mexican firecrackers.
- >you head inside and come back with the fireworks and another case of beer.
- >You drink and joke around for a few minutes before opening the box.
- >You pull out a bright pink cherrybomb.
- >Shady as all fuck, just the way you like your illegal mexican fireworks.
- >You give it a light and toss it across the lawn.
- >Damn thing better not leave a crater.
- >Too late, you notice something moving below you
- >"wan' pwetty baww!"
- >Shit, you left the door open.
- >You sure as hell aren't getting any closer to the cherry bomb, though.
- >Fluffy pony attempts to grab the ball, only to have it's entire upper body completely blown to shreds in an instant.
- >Tiny bits of meat and pastel fluff rain down everywhere.
- >your friends are laughing their asses off
- >"Not funny, guys"
- >It's pretty funny though.
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